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PostPosted: 12 Dec 2003, 10:57 
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<font face='Book Antiqua'></font id='Book Antiqua'>[size=4][/size= I was thinking that i might do something different next year. I get tired of working on this old house all the time. So I have decided that in the spring I am going to build a trebouchet. I love seige warfare and medieval history anyway and I thought this may be a cool thing to do with the boys. If worse comes to worse I can laye seige to Palmer's town hall if they threaten to raise my water bill again. Any thoughts ?

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55 gallon drums filled with a napalm like substance for ammunition. <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.

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http://uk.geocities.com/osfuk/osf/treb.html

Count me in.

This might be a little big for your backyard, but if you need some ballast...300lbs or so just give a holler.

I shall forge the mighty sword cornholer, with which I shall cornhole the oppressor.


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HUMMMMMM? SOUNDS LIKE TOO MUCH FUN

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Hey fast if you supply the ballast you can help. Erin allready thinks I'm nuts. Can you see me trying to explain a seige cannon in my backyard?

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wow that makes my potato gun seem punny.

btw, anyone have the recipe for greek fire?<img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I GOT CJ TO BUY INTO THE IDEA OF DIGGING OUT THE OLD STORM CELLAR.

SOME OF THE OLD TIMERS TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND THATS WHY I HAVE A HILL ON THE WEST SIDE OF THE YARD.
IT HAS CONCERT SLAB WALLS AND FLOOR BUT THE ROOF WAS BEAMS AND IT CAVED IN.
SAW IT IN A 1967 AERIAL VIEW PHOTO TOO.
SO IN THE SPRING THE FARMER WHO FARMS THE ACRES BEHIND ME HAS A BACKHOE AND WILL DIG IT OUT.
DAD SAID SOME STEEL ROOFING AND SOME BACKFILL INSTANT STORM/BOMB SHELTER.

PLUS SOME SANTA GOOSE MODS, EWR,SAM LAUNCHER,50 CAL HOME DEFENSE WEAPON,PIZZA OVEN,DIET SQURIT WELL PLUS TV I'LL TAKE ON THOSE LOOSER'S HEAD ON!!

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Hey bro, you live anywhere near philly and i'm in. ;)


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lol a GECAL and a pizza oven! we GOTTA have a genetic link somewhere Goose lol, I'll build the diet Coke distillery lol

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ITS AS FAR AS I CAN FIGURE OUT 10X12X8, THE FAMILY HAD 13 KIDS PLUS PARENTS.

I'LL MAKE ROOM FOR THE BUDLIGHT AND DIETCOKE,OH WAIT DIET PEPSI BOOM CJ YOU KNOW ONLY DRINKS PEPSI.

IT SOUND PRETTY SICK IN A WAY BUT DAMN,YOU GOT TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS

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lol, need a ratty couch to watch the games on <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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And a big screen HDTV.

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don't forget a gameing system like an X-box or PS2

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Hawg, maybe we could call it modern art. Then they might let us set it up in front of town hall...

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Hawg,

My medieval history is a bit ropey, but didn't they use these things to fling rotten diseased cow carcasses over the city walls they were laying siege to hoping to spread diseases?

Not wanting to give you any ideas as to what to do to town hall or any thing...


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yes they did.... ]:)

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Also, when the cows ran a bit short they'd fling human corpses, sometimes pierced with broken bits of sword and metal (for added dramatic effect as well as hopes of the off-chance of skewering someone on the way down).

It was a bit of a "crap shoot," but seeing your dead cousin flying through the air back at you would probably have some crazy devastating psychological effects... poor bastards...

Would've been funny as hell to watch though.

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LOL...

I take it the Geneva Convention wasn't about in those days <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

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nothing like a flying bovine sailing over your city walls..... :)

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As much as we laugh when read stuff like that in our history books, you realy have to admit that a flaming cow would be a spectacular sight at 200 ft agl doing 100kts.

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THATS PROBABLY HOW "IF PIGS COULD FLY" STARTED

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MEDIEVAL TIMES.
I WAS ALWAYS THE WW2 BUFF,AND MOSTLY THE PACIFIC THREATER.

I CANT REMEMBER ANY OF IT NOW. BUT I CAN STILL NAME THE AIRCAFT !

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
THATS PROBABLY HOW "IF PIGS COULD FLY" STARTED

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MEDIEVAL TIMES.
I WAS ALWAYS THE WW2 BUFF,AND MOSTLY THE PACIFIC THREATER.

I CANT REMEMBER ANY OF IT NOW. BUT I CAN STILL NAME THE AIRCAFT !

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<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>a man after my own heart Sir. Grandad managed to go swimming three times in the Pacific because his Transports refused to stay afloat. So I kinda gravitated towards that area of study.

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I heard some dude built a massive Roman catapult in his backyard, and launched him and his friends into the like nearby until the city officials came and made him stop

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