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Author:  bigross86 [ 06 Jan 2004, 06:53 ]
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LOLOL!!!! I like the WWJD Thong. Only problem is, they got the initials wrong...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Author:  TinyGiant [ 06 Jan 2004, 06:56 ]
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I've been visiting the Landover Baptist website for years. That place is friggin' hilarious. The 60 seconds sermons are among my favorite.

Author:  30mike-mike [ 06 Jan 2004, 09:32 ]
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Oh, man, what a scam!<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Hajji, you can run, but why die tired?

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 06 Jan 2004, 12:20 ]
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"Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2! "

LOL!!!!!!


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Author:  Horrido [ 06 Jan 2004, 21:45 ]
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Hrmm, sound like the Church of Our Convenience my dad and I belong to. The Pope lives up in Alaska. The next sermon is,"Sin: The best kind and where to find it!"

"Now that he had recognized himself as a dead man it became important to stay alive as long as possible."
George Orwell, 1984

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 07 Jan 2004, 00:02 ]
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Just remember, Jesus is yer homeboy...and he has yer back.

LOL.....that's just too funny.

NEVER thought i'd see ebonicized religious rhetoric.

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Author:  Angry [ 09 Jan 2004, 10:20 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!). <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

LOL!!!! <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/icon_hog.gif border=0 align=middle>

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