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He of the 3009 posts.

That makes you the first WT member who actually has a life to that mark.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Much like my predecessor, i will offer you no prize or a bonus...just a pat on the head and an attaboy.

So attaboy.

Sgt Goose is hot on your heels with 2500+ posts.

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good freakin lord lol, I will have a plaque commemorating the fact that I officially have NO life <img src=newicons/anim_bow.gif border=0 align=middle> .

I accept this honor(?) with my normal humbillity and ask that the more longterm members only bow before me for a few seconds, for the newer members (less than 1000 posts) the standard weeklong worship peroiod officially begins with the cerimonial washing of my feet. Each day will beging with the newbies waking from thier bed and bowing in my direction, followed by the daily hour long "Big Shoe Dance" while squealing "boo-mer boo-mer boo-mer".

Begining on Monday the newbies have the rest of the day off until 11:00AM where-upon the figurement of the tithing takes place and said funds are sent off to Boomerland. The Big Shoe Dance is performed once again before bed.

Tuesday: bow, Big Shoe Dance, the making of a mosaic of boomers likeness with various pasta glued to cardboard.

Wednesday: bow, Big Shoe Dance, help an elderly person at some point during the day, just when they think your cool and turn thier back on you, you whack em and jack em. 60% of "discovered" funds are sent to boomer ( I AM a generous tyrant) 30 % is sent to "The boomer fund for boomer", the remaining 10% is to be burned as a sacrifice to the boomer.

Thursday: bow, Big Shoe Dance, you get the day off, police are probly looking for you so stay home, rock out with Slipknot, and PS2 yer brains out.

Friday: TGIF!! bow , Big Shoe Dance (but barefoot cause it's casual Friday in boomerland) Friday is the day of wretched excess in boomerland, clothing should be excesivly loud and awfull and optional for the female (and ONLY the female) newbies. Music just loud, Slipknot or KISS or The White Stripes as yer faith leads you, Adema is acceptable if the others are unavailable. Yes "wretched excess" extends into the nocturnal activities as long as they are video-taped and those images sent on to the boomer (now sitting atop a bamboo throne with a shaved head that suits my Buddha like body).

Saturday: see Friday, with the addition of an hourly howl of boooooo-ooo-ooo-merrrrrr. And the evening must end with you sleeping outdoors (this is probobly normal if you are married and human and a guy).

Sunday: yer on your own, the boomer is tired of taking care of all your wants and needs, and wants to watch football or hockey eh.

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

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Edited by - boomer on Feb 08 2004 9:49 PM

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wtf is "humbility"?

LOL

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my obvious ability to be humble <img src=newicons/Whatever_anim.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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wtf is "humbility"?

LOL

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<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>Something that is in short supply around here

You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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One of the few times I'm glad I'm "old"!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> Congrats boomer!

Hajji, you can run, but why die tired?

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will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

no suse linux 9.0 for you lol should have it in about a week do may even have a copy of the 9.0 64 bit version, and windows emulation programs to make you able to run ms word and photo shop on linux. So no I am not gonna bow down. Have leverage here.

Matt

I've a feeling this may turn out to be described in the same light as Snipe descibed Chechnya.

"A group of tyrannical arrogant senior members and a cluster fack of arrogant rebelious newbies." Better nuke us all, it's the only way to be sure. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Your calling <b>me</b> a liar?"

W.A.B. Moderator. http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/

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CONGRATS BOOMER!

I HAVE YOUR FAMOUS "FISHING LINE" MAGAZINE IN THE SPECIAL CASE.

PRESS TO TEST

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<img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>proud as can be about being in a place of honor Goose, thanks<img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>


Matt,"64 bit version" keep in mind I'm running a PIII 866 with 512mb RAM lol (although my sim company seems to think that will change soon )thanks a ton on the Linux stuff

"humbility" in short supply? nonsense, I have plenty for all my minions. OK maybee your right lol

"old" 30mm? old is a state of mind, and a beat up old rusting body lol. Speaking of which, does anyone want to see pics of the purple, swollen broken leg I'm hobling around on lol ouch lol it only hurts while I'm concious.

seriously though thanks all for putting up with my nonsense all this time <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

You know, come to think about it, I'm probably the youngest member who posts here frequently. But I've got over 1000 posts, so I'm fine.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

well boomer you will get both please email me you address again. GOT spammed bad on my windows machine to the tune of 2000 emails a day. put boomer linux in subject line. Now the treat with the 64 bit is being able to access 1 terabyte of ram, sorry though the 64 bit comes on DVD.

Matt

DVD is no prob I got DVD, CD-RW, ZIP drive, and Floppy lol
I'm away from base today will resend via Email tommorow, thanks again

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

addy re-sent buddy

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Geez, you guys must be posting 10 times a day to get that high. I've been an honored visitor of this forum for three years and am still under 300! BTW, how long has WT been around??

ATTACK!!!!!!!

Useless post to jack my counter up by one.
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Cheers...

ATTACK!!!!!!!

I don't have THAT many. Especially compared to Snipe, Boomer, Santa and 30MM. That includes a prolonged break though. Without that I would probably be much higher up on the list...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

I been here a little over 2 years 365 x 2 = 730 so a little over 4 per day? that's not even 1 per forum per day, but like I said, I got no life lol.

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.