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Author:  FlyBoy [ 12 Feb 2004, 17:43 ]
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> How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>
> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
> sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
> See if they slow down.
>
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
> your voice.
>
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask
> if they want fries with that.
>
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
>
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions,
> switch to espresso.
>
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
> sexual favors".
>
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
> with the prophecy."
>
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
>
> 9. As often as possible,
> skip rather than walk.
>
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
> after they answer.
>
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
>
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
>
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
> don't rhyme.
>
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play
> a tape of jungle sounds all day.
>
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
> can't attend their party because you're not in the
> mood.
>
> 16 Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling
> name, Rock Hard Kim.
>
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I
> won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
>
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
> parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
> economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


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Author:  boomer [ 12 Feb 2004, 19:39 ]
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ROFL that's super.

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Author:  bigross86 [ 13 Feb 2004, 02:10 ]
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Seen it before, yet I laughed just as hard. Am I insane?

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Author:  M21 Sniper [ 13 Feb 2004, 10:09 ]
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LOL, THAT's funny!

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