LOL, great stuff TG.
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| Author: | FlyBoy [ 12 Feb 2004, 17:55 ] |
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>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both >of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are >hurt. > >After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. >That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's >nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we >should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of >our days". > >Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this >must be a sign from God!" > >The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car >is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely >God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then >she hands the bottle to the man. > >The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle >and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and >immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. > >The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" > >The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " > >MORAL OF THE STORY: >Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them. Silly Saddam, Holes are for rabbits! - joe P. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 12 Feb 2004, 19:44 ] |
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the bottle of wine having a "cap" tells me a lot!! rofl at leaste it wasnt in a box lol "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 12 Feb 2004, 21:01 ] |
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LOL <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 13 Feb 2004, 02:12 ] |
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I yearn for the day when I will hear an original joke. I think I have less of a life then Boomer "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 13 Feb 2004, 05:38 ] |
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Another example that a woman, fruit and a man don't mix!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 13 Feb 2004, 21:26 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>I yearn for the day when I will hear an original joke. I think I have less of a life then Boomer <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> hey listen BUSTER nobody repeat NOBODY has less of a life than ME !!! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | TinyGiant [ 14 Feb 2004, 07:32 ] |
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You've lauded their evils, how 'bout their complexities? Someone sent me these at work: <center> <img src="http://home.earthlink.net/~tinygiant/images/MenWomen/Hazmat.gif" border=0> <img src="http://home.earthlink.net/~tinygiant/images/MenWomen/Shopping.gif" border=0></center> Actually had to look at that one twice before I realized she never actually went into the Gap! <center> <img src="http://home.earthlink.net/~tinygiant/images/MenWomen/TurnOn.jpg" border=0> </center> Edited by - tinygiant on Feb 14 2004 06:36 AM |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 14 Feb 2004, 08:56 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> <img src="http://home.earthlink.net/~tinygiant/images/MenWomen/Shopping.gif" border=0>[/center] Actually had to look at that one twice before I realized she never actually went into the Gap! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Noticed The shopping pattern and I'll be honest and say I tend to cover that much ground during trips to the mall. Alone or in a group of boys. It's either me not really knowing what I want to buy. Or the group wanting something from different stores and we know better than to split up and thus spend the better part of the night trying to relocate each other. "Your calling <b>me</b> a liar?" W.A.B. Moderator. http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/ <img src="http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Assets/Images/Films/36175.jpg" border=0> |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 14 Feb 2004, 09:11 ] |
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LOL, great stuff TG.
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