Tonight, Horrido got a bit of a taste of what happens when two Kunkee's get togather. Was interesting for a while, then my brother started feeling the lack of sleep, and we kind of lost it. It seems that Horrido didn't last very long, as there wasn't a peep by the time we got here:
Kunkmiester: You ever heard fo the Sandman?
Klunkee42: no
Kunkmiester: He puts sand in your eyes to make you sleep.
Klunkee42: antimatter point defense blocks sand bound for my eyes
Kunkmiester: *funky Borg voice* Resistance is futile!
Klunkee42: no! must keep eyes open!
Klunkee42: say, what time is it for y'all?
Klunkee42: it's 11:17 PM here in Missouri
Kunkmiester: We must take drastic measures. Prepare the eyelid glue!
Kunkmiester: 10:17 in New Mexico
Klunkee42: FIRE the EmP!!!!!!?!
Kunkmiester: Sheilded and hardened systems still nominal, Milord. Eyelid glue deployed.
Klunkee42: oh well. you got one eye.
Kunkmiester: Fire again!
Klunkee42: the other will NEVER fall!!!! darn it. oh well.
Kunkmiester: Mission successful. Returnign to base.
Klunkee42: IckyIckyGoo!
Klunkee42: secrete AntiGoo (tm)
Kunkmiester: *Jedi hadn wave* Snoring will be fine.
Klunkee42: HA! I have removed the top LAYER of glue!
Kunkmiester: All batteries, full salvo!
Klunkee42: <snore> I didn't quite <snore> understand what you sai<snore>d
Kunkmiester: (about two hundred missiles)
Klunkee42: Hey, you can't do squat compared to the lightning last night
Klunkee42: deploy missile pods and let loose!
Kunkmiester: I beg to differ. Deploying Nuclear bombers.
Klunkee42: (three hundred impeller-wedge missiles launched in a minute forty)
Klunkee42: heh
Kunkmiester: Too late. North America's gone.
Klunkee42: I already got those during MSA
Klunkee42: we had a rather nasty storm and EVERY lightning bolt came with a nuclear explosion and the thunder, delay and all, came in as the shockwave hitting. I didn't sleep well.
Kunkmiester: GO SLEEP. NOW! Ed Gruberman commands it!
Klunkee42: each of my missiles--who, him??!?--is a PlanetBuster(C)
Klunkee42: (yes, wrong logo)
Klunkee42: er, symbol
Klunkee42: ok, sleep
Klunkee42: hmujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Klunkee42: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Kunkmiester: My fleet's too close. Why do you think I'm carpet bombing? You're nuking your own planet.
Klunkee42: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Klunkee42: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Klunkee42: ...there goes Mars...
Klunkee42: naw, my planets a few dozen planes from here
Kunkmiester: THe explosions are that big? What must be happening to Earth then...
Klunkee42: no, some of the targeting systems acquired Mars instead of Earth
Kunkmiester: Fire the continuum wedge!
Klunkee42: Earth is already a cinder
Klunkee42: uh, does that make things continue??
Klunkee42:
Kunkmiester: That's true. It only takes a few minutes for hypersonic bombers to circle the earth, and fifty megaton bombs cover alot of area
Kunkmiester: No, it just means putting your planet on another plane doesn't help.
Klunkee42: <the moon turns on its warp drive>
Klunkee42: lol
Kunkmiester: Jupiter turns on its KK drive.
Klunkee42: lol
Klunkee42: knowing which plane to hit is the hard part
Kunkmiester: It just plow through all of them.
Klunkee42: pluto's kilo-G impeller wedges kick in
Klunkee42: that's when my D-hopper comes in handy
Kunkmiester: I'm already out of there.
Kunkmiester: Mythril class battleships are soooooo useful.
Klunkee42: but the business end of my Kil-o-Zap gun follows you
Klunkee42: NO type of ship can save you from LOCALIZED SMALL ARMS FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nyahahaha.
Kunkmiester: Fine. It kills my zap. No more static electricity for me. And I was planning on shocking you BIG time...
Klunkee42: ROFL
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