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The following are actual announcements taken from church bulletins:

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk,
please come early.

Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put
Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
those wishing to become little mothers, please meet the minister in his
study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay
an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will
start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the
new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come
forward and get a piece of paper.

A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music
will follow.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan
Belser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belser.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.



NO BLOOD FOR COCOA!

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Cute.....very cute! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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