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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 10 Jan 2005, 05:51 ] |
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About a year too late, but the company has decided I need an International travel medical so the wife can't sue them when I collapse on a long haul flight. So I'm off to the Big Smoke for the full deal, blood and piss tests, finger up the arse <img src=icon_smile_shy.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>, the works... Anyway, any advice as to what I should be eating/drinking/taking that would show up in the samples and REALLY freak the Doctor out..? "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 10 Jan 2005, 06:09 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Anyway, any advice as to what I should be eating/drinking/taking that would show up in the samples and REALLY freak the Doctor out..?<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> If Seinfeld has taught me anything, don't eat anything with poppy seeds. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> |
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| Author: | tomas [ 10 Jan 2005, 06:51 ] |
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yeah i saw it on brainiac science abuse a preist had a clean test then ate 2 poppy bagels and failed it try that. the object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his |
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