A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating
she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be
attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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