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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 22 Mar 2005, 08:33 ] |
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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland" The other guy responds proudly, "That I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about in Ireland might you be from?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am" The first guy responds, "Sure and begorrah, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith, and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I" Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now , I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Would you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 me own self." About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the O'Malley twins are drunk again... "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 22 Mar 2005, 09:09 ] |
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> And when <i>they</i> start seeing double... "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 22 Mar 2005, 10:39 ] |
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Ladies and Gentleman, we've come to a tragic point in life. I have seen 'em all. I can now say with almost complete certainty that I have seen at one point and time every single joke out there. Kinda depressing, isn't it? "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 22 Mar 2005, 11:22 ] |
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So? If you've stopped enjoying them you have some serious humor (humour)issues.<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig Edited by - 30mike-mike on Mar 22 2005 10:23 AM |
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