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Thus has it been decreed by the mighty lords of WT that forever more shall I enforce the rules and regulations of this site.

Heed mine word, <b><i>for I am Death</i></b>.

I ride a pale horse, and Mortis is his name.

<i><b>"Come into my embrace ye tired soul, for I have come at last to lead you unto oblivion."</b></i>

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I am Infantry. Follow me!

Everyone please say hello to the new enforcer here at WT.

He is someone we all know, but he is no one man...

If you see him adress you, it is the last thing you will ever see here at WT...because it means you've just been banned for being a dumb assed troll. <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
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Rock on Reaper dude...

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Ugly But Well Hung

shouldn't you have put a mandatory "BR MUST READ" tag on this thread?

Non-compliant... Taser Taser Taser
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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"

Hi Mr Death...

GRIM REAPER: I am death.
GEOFFREY: Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and--
ANGELA: Who is it, darling?
GEOFFREY: It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
ANGELA: Hello. Well, don't leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in.
GEOFFREY: Darling, I don't think it's quite the moment.
ANGELA: Do come in. Come along in. Come and have a drink. Do. Come on.


....

GRIM REAPER: Silence! I have come for you.
ANGELA: You mean... to--
GRIM REAPER: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am death.
GEOFFREY: Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?
HOWARD: I don't see it that way, Geoff. [sniff] Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here: a potentially positive learning experience to get an--
GRIM REAPER: Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I
just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
HOWARD: Dead?
GRIM REAPER: Dead.
ANGELA: All of us?
GRIM REAPER: All of you.
GEOFFREY: Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would
remind you that you are a guest in this house, and--
[whock]
Ah! Oh.
GRIM REAPER: Be quiet! Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous, and none of you have got any balls.
DEBBIE: Can I ask you a question?
GRIM REAPER: What?
DEBBIE: How can we all have died at the same time?
GRIM REAPER: The salmon mousse.
GEOFFREY: Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
ANGELA: I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.





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\"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.\"

Don't knock at death's door. Ring death's doorbell & run away, death hates that.

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There he is hanging in the wings doing his best Muhamid Ali immitation.........."dont mess with me I'm a baaaaaaaaaad man!"

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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YGBSM !

LOL, that's a good un Homer.

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
<img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0>