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| Author: | Lunatock [ 14 Sep 2005, 12:34 ] |
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From MSN Entertainment (and many other sites) Here's an image sure to give you nightmares: Michael Jackson sheathed in super-clingy fabric. The New York Post says the erstwhile King of Pop donned a "skintight, white Lycra bodysuit" for a recent day of fun at a water park in Dubai. He allegedly rented out the place and invited "parents and their children to enjoy the slides and water chutes." According to the paper, only Jackson's eyes, nose and mouth could be seen in the oddball getup, with a lifeguard needlessly explaining, "He looked even stranger than usual. His body is very skinny, and the Lycra material did him no favors." <img src="http://moveamericaforward.org/Images/Emails/ILoveGitmo.jpg" border=0> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 14 Sep 2005, 12:38 ] |
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<img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle>... Think about it - Skinny white squirming, writhing body and little round blob on top. He must have looked like a giant sperm... You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 14 Sep 2005, 12:48 ] |
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I was thinking more maggot-like.<img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle> "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 14 Sep 2005, 12:57 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> maggot-like<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> I had a school friend nicknamed maggot after one school camping trip when he got zipped up inside his beige sleeping bag and left outside wriggling about <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>. Still makes me laugh... You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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| Author: | boomer [ 14 Sep 2005, 14:40 ] |
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YOUR TERRIBLE!!!!!!!! ( you DID remember to throw some salt into the bag before zipping it didnt you? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> ) A 9mm MAY expand, but a 45 will NEVER shrink! |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 14 Sep 2005, 16:34 ] |
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i would prefer not to imagine that one...... <img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you don't get caught everything Is Legal! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>" |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 14 Sep 2005, 17:20 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> i would prefer not to imagine that one...... <img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you don't get caught everything Is Legal! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>" <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> To be honest I never liked water much...in fact I'd prefer to go build a sandcastle in a minefield. <img src="http://moveamericaforward.org/Images/Emails/ILoveGitmo.jpg" border=0> |
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| Author: | Homer32 [ 14 Sep 2005, 18:03 ] |
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what am I doing in this thread... I just had a few beers and something to eat... yuk! <img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle> "Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency." http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/dumb_and ... dumb13.wav |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 16 Sep 2005, 00:25 ] |
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LOL, my nickname in basic was maggot. Of course if anyone here adresses me as that you'll be hearing from the pale rider very soon thereafter. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <b>There are two kinds of soldiers. Snipers...and targets.</b> <img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 16 Sep 2005, 02:33 ] |
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Snipe, I wish you hadn't let that one out... It's now like your best mates really gorgeous sister, oh-so tempting, but very much off limits <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>... You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 16 Sep 2005, 10:33 ] |
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That's EXACTLY what it's like. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> <b>There are two kinds of soldiers. Snipers...and targets.</b> <img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0> |
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| Author: | kingfrogger [ 16 Sep 2005, 10:48 ] |
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Sniper? Making another gorgeous gal off-limits today? Hardly seems in keeping with his character... <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> "The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool." - Ray Bradbury |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 16 Sep 2005, 12:07 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> LOL, my nickname in basic was maggot. Of course if anyone here adresses me as that you'll be hearing from the pale rider very soon thereafter. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <b>There are two kinds of soldiers. Snipers...and targets.</b> <img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0> <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> What about innuendo? <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://www.needcoffee.com/html/toys/images/rlermey2.jpg" border=0> <img src="http://moveamericaforward.org/Images/Emails/ILoveGitmo.jpg" border=0> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 16 Sep 2005, 13:02 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> That's EXACTLY what it's like. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> LOL, well, I'll just have to deal with this like I dealt with that last moral crisis. What your mates don't know, won't hurt them... You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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| Author: | kingfrogger [ 16 Sep 2005, 18:53 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Sniper? <b>M</b>aking <b>A</b>nother <b>G</b>orgeous <b>G</b>al <b>O</b>ff-limits <b>T</b>oday?<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Damn... made it past Lunatock <i><b>AND</b></i> 44 without noticing that one?? I feel a wave of depression crashing over my subconscious... No, wait, just had to burp. I'm good now. "The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool." - Ray Bradbury |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 17 Sep 2005, 02:59 ] |
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KF, That was way too classy for me to spot, but I can recognise the work of a genius (when I have it explained to me). But what with Snipe's Phd level explanation of power to weight and your hidden acronyms, WT is starting to become a place where you come to think <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>. You do realise if this trend continues, you're going to start driving us morons elsewhere <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>... You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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| Author: | kingfrogger [ 17 Sep 2005, 09:31 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>you're going to start driving us morons elsewhere<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Like hell... have you seen the price of gas (petrol to you) these days?!? I'm not driving anybody ANYWHERE. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool." - Ray Bradbury |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 17 Sep 2005, 13:24 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Sniper? <b>M</b>aking <b>A</b>nother <b>G</b>orgeous <b>G</b>al <b>O</b>ff-limits <b>T</b>oday?<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Damn... made it past Lunatock <i><b>AND</b></i> 44 without noticing that one?? I feel a wave of depression crashing over my subconscious... No, wait, just had to burp. I'm good now. "The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool." - Ray Bradbury <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> I may have exausted the ability to pick out hidden mesages by trying this. (skip to the end) http://www.odetoazia.com/media/fanqawithasia.php <img src="http://moveamericaforward.org/Images/Emails/ILoveGitmo.jpg" border=0> |
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| Author: | Horrido [ 20 Sep 2005, 17:54 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> LOL, my nickname in basic was maggot. Of course if anyone here adresses me as that you'll be hearing from the pale rider very soon thereafter. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Fine! Vermiform larva it is! <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle> Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?.. I'm his MC, not his bitch. |
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