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<i>I know we've already done the French one, but here are a few more to add to the post...Apolgies in advance to Homer...</i>

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, the level has just been raised from 'miffed' to "peeved'. Soon though, the levels may be raised yet again to "irritated' or even "a bit cross".

Londoners have not been "a bit cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorised from "tiresome" to "a bloody nuisance", the last time a "bloody nuisance" warning level was issued was during the great fire in 1666.

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert, the Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>... the only invasion we are capable of presently is... invading gas stations in Poland, the Netherlands because the gas is cheaper there.... hell, we dont even have a government! no invasions.

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