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Author:  engineguy [ 01 Dec 2005, 13:19 ]
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Couldn't find anyplace else to put this but wanted to share.

Subject: Watch This

A C-130 was en route to a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"
He went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then
finished with a sonic boom that shook the other aircraft. The F-16
pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded, "That was impressive, but watch this."
After the C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes, it's pilot came back on and said "What did you think about that?"

The F-16 pilot asked, "what the hell did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the
back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak."
Author:  a10stress [ 01 Dec 2005, 13:36 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak."<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>


I would add "and ran you out of fuel, have a nice day"


It ain't the heat it's the humility.
Author:  30mike-mike [ 02 Dec 2005, 05:21 ]
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Ain't it the truth. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> (No offense, now, dice!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Pilots Without Maintainers are Just Pedestrians With Leather Jackets and Cool Sunglasses."
Author:  Dice-man [ 02 Dec 2005, 06:34 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Ain't it the truth. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> (No offense, now, dice!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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That’s OK 30mm, the ugly girls always hates the pretty ones. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ugly But Well Hung
Author:  M&M [ 02 Dec 2005, 08:35 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

<img src="http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/457/bgnrjsiiw81q1gc.jpg" border=0>

Gravity....its not just a good idea, its the law.
Author:  30mike-mike [ 02 Dec 2005, 08:51 ]
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Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?!

"Pilots Without Maintainers are Just Pedestrians With Leather Jackets and Cool Sunglasses."
Author:  Dice-man [ 02 Dec 2005, 09:09 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?!

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Again that's an ugly girl statment, we all know size dose matter and so do look! <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ugly But Well Hung
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 02 Dec 2005, 11:15 ]
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I 'd say that someone here had sometime around "Herky Birds" or knew someone.
That joke has been used by the C-141 and C-5 Folks for awhile too.

Goose

LIVE FREE OR DIE
Author:  Hawg166 [ 02 Dec 2005, 15:44 ]
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We used to make those same jokes about that other navy fighter, ya know the not an F14 fighter. They used to launch and we would laugh and say there they go rushing to get to the tanker.

"By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a peerage or Westminster Abbey !" Nelson the Immortal Memory
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