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This one is obviously a good laugh.

Striding over the freeway, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Ameer Kiani! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm seriously going to f**k you to the moon and back!!"


"No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Striding out of the tarmac, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh B-52! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"
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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

LOLOL this is toooo much fun.
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the candy store! It is B-1B, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"
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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Hark! Who is that, stalking along the tarmac! It is 30MM, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He bellows gutterally:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

(Taliban, beware! It may be Allah's Will!)<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

Without Geospacial Intelligence You're Nowhere

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

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Hark! Who is that, stalking along the tarmac! It is 30MM, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He bellows gutterally:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

(Taliban, beware! It may be Allah's Will!)<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

Without Geospacial Intelligence You're Nowhere
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And my own battle cry was "I shall lay waste to all I see <b>with God on my side</b>"

"No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force

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<b><i>Zang! Who is that, striding through the wasteland! It is 44hollowpoint, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He screams gutterally:

"For the love of beatings, skulls will be fu@&ed for Satan!!"</b></i>

The worrying thing is, I like mine...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Oops, forgot to take out the naughty word...

Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Sep 08 2003 08:08 AM

Lo! Who is that, prowling through the steppes! It is Sparticus, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!"

Truer words were never spoken.....who is this that has a finger on the psyche of Sparticus?

"Insert trite message here"

Zang! Who is that, striding over the cliffs! It is 2DREZQ, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"


Jesus said: "If you do not have a sword, go and buy one."

Hark! Who is that, stalking along the terrain! It is Flyingshark, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!"

Hehe. Funny shiite.

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."-George S. Patton, Jr.

Actually, I prefer: "Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!"

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."-George S. Patton, Jr.

Prowling amidst the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh MrMudd! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to contort you until war is peace!!"

Zang! Who is that, prowling over the icy wasteland! It is Mudd, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, your pets won't recognize you!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the mountains! It is Bigthug, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you until your rump glows, and grin like a fucking maniac!"

Running across the mountains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Big Thug! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm seriously going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!"

Hark! Who is that, prowling out of the cliffs! It is The Big Thug, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

Thug you got some serious issues to work out dude!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Striding through the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Mister Mudd! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to bruise you harder than God thought possible, and launch you into deep space!"

Oh i like that, but i want my Pita Taco Bell Chicken Supreme gorditas too. Damn those are good

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the tundra! It is Mrmudd, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you backwards in time!!"

Running over the candy store, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mr Mudd! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!!"





Edited by - MrMudd on Sep 17 2003 5:22 PM

Here's mine:

Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the terrain! It is Weasel_80-204, hands clutching a burning branch! He grunts apocalyptically:

"In the name of malice, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

I think I need a few beers to understand that one.



"ESTA= Everyone Staggering To the Airplanes!"

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