A few weeks back, Santa was prepping his sleigh for the coming deliveries. Seeing how he had to fly through U.S. airspace, and that Norad (the North American Air Defence command) tracks him every year, he knew that he'd have to get the sleigh checked out by the FAA. He made an appointment for an inspector to come out and look things over. The day came for the inspection, and everything looked alright. As Santa and the inspector got into the sleigh for the flight check, the inspector said "wait a sec, I forgot something. I'll be right back." He disappeared behind the sleigh, and returned a minute later with a shotgun. Santa, looking quite shocked, asked "what is THAT for?" The inspector grimaced, and said "well, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff."
Ted
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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