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I see the two of them as a "Laurel and Hardy in short pants" combo...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

I'm the skinny one...

Maybe we can do an Abbott and Costello thing?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Here's what you need to do about the farting......... stay on the eastern side of the Atlantic.

"Nobody ever won a war dying for their country. You win wars by making the other son of a bitch die for his." - George S. Patton.
My motto: pacis per vires

Go to Jersey. They won't be able to smell you over the toxic and nuclear waste

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Speaking of flatulence, I can warn all you over fifty types, and you know who you are, that one of the the things they do for the medical diagnostic procedure called a colonoscopy (basically a borescope of your anus) is fill your intestines with air and blow you up like a baloon. I was passing this gas for days and would have definitely been a contender for the grand prize in any farting contest. I would have treasured that championship in my youth, but it is not something I pursue now. That also reminds me of the old Steve Martin routine that goes "Do you mind if I smoke?..."No, do you mind if I fart?". Bathroom humor is timeless.

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LOL...

That procedure sounds like one to miss.

As to jokes, we can add some from Billy Connolly...

ADVICE given to Billy Connolly on turning 60:

a) "If you get the chance to have a wee, take it"

b) "Never trust a fart."

c) "If you get an erection, don't waste it. Even if you're by yourself." (World Tour of New Zealand)


"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Robin Williams has a whole long skit from the show he did on Broadway for HBO. It's hysterical...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI