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I gotta see this Episode III thingee...

Whats this about? And where are those URLS??

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/dumb_and ... dumb13.wav

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It most certainly was, and the more i reflect on this last movie, the more i realize that i didn't really like it much at all.

Great light saber fights...but there were about 1hr 45mins too few of them for that movie IMO.

And seriously, could Lucas have recruited ANY friggin' decent actors for his suckfest in space of a second trilogy? Somehow even S.Jackson was subpar...which is no easy feat for an actor of his caliber.

And seriously, the Emporer is a pussy in the flick. What's up with that?

I also have some REAL problems with the scene when Anakin betrays the order and turns on Windoo...and why Windoo was acting in the manner he was to begin with.

Simply put, it made no sense whatsoever.


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Snipers...and targets.</b>
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Was this movie even able to suck the talent from Christopher Lee and take him down a peg? Gotta love how ep two is on tv now and you can choose to watch it right before Count Dooku makes his appearence.

"It looks like thier commemerating themselves after D-Day." -.02 after scanning a book of french(spit) stamps

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Trit,

Close enough to keep me happy...

Cheers Bud...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Well if ths one gets passed over until it's on DVD I could take a chance and see the ew Roero Zombie flick Land Of The Dead

(graphic pic)

For all of you who were worried about the film's gore...

http://www.cinema.art.br/cinemacena/Ger ... dead08.jpg


And also some Asia Argento promo stills for "Land of the Dead".

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Then, she probably got pissed off of being called a drag queen (you know who you are <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>)
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"It looks like thier commemerating themselves after D-Day." -.02 after scanning a book of french(spit) stamps

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Her father makes some F'd up films.

Hey, I also want the URL!

I just saw the movie tonight. Some parts of it sucked, but all in all it was a pretty decent movie. One thing is sure, they definetely put more comedy in this one than in any of the others, e.g., Anakin and Obi-Wan's dialogue during the opening battle, R2 in general...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Ask 44, BR.
I don't want any part in corruptin' a yougins'
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There's sweet f-all chance I'm going to give it him...

I seem to remember he was on a Kibutz with the real thing (I realise this distorts actual events somewhat, but I can live with that) so he has probably allready raided her laundry bag <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

I was never on a kibutz with her! I said my friend goes to Hebrew University with her. I've never met her. So I want the URL!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

I'm not sure, I'm already in enough trouble with the mods and this might be seen as going too far by the new moral majority...

Tell you what BR, you get three mods to greenlight this and I'll mail you the URL.

With your past mod baiting history, I can't see this being a problem, can you <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>..?

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Nobody has to know...

But let's just cut to the chase and agree that all Mod's have given up hope on me and will agree cause they have no other choice and you send me the url anyway

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

<b>You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .</b>

. . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.

. . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"

. . . your landspeeder has a gun rack.

. . . you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.

. . . your X-Wing has a still in it.

. . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base.

. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill.

. . . you use Jawas for drink holders.

. . . you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.

. . . you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

. . . your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

. . . you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

. . . you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling.

. . . your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

. . . you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery.

. . . you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.

. . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power.

. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

. . . you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

. . . you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.

. . . your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"

. . . you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

. . . the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

. . . wookies are offended by your B.O.

. . . you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

. . . you have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.

. . . you've got a stuffed womp rat from Begger's Canyon on your mantle.

. . . you've used a storm trooper helmet as a spitoon.

. . . you have ever used baling wire and/or duct tape to make repairs on your landspeeder.

. . . you feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

. . . you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

. . . you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

. . . you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

. . . you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

. . . you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

. . . you use your lightsabor as a bug zapper.

. . . you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle!"

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

ROTFLMAO...

. . . wookies are offended by your B.O.

. . . you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

And the best...

. . . you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle!"


"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

I sat in the movietheater last friday. It was so hot, I sweat all over. In and after the pause the opend the doors to cool it off.
But if I thinking this heat away. It was a movie to stay.
Yeah, better than the two before this one.

Salute
Dutchy

Termites do it in the dark!
(47FS Barksdale afb)

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I sat in the movietheater last friday. It was so hot, I sweat all over. In and after the pause the opend the doors to cool it off.
But if I thinking this heat away. It was a movie to stay.
Yeah, better than the two before this one.

Salute
Dutchy

Termites do it in the dark!
(47FS Barksdale afb)

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73-1664

Calm down Dutchy...you're stuttering!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

LMAO...

You're twisted beyond belief...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

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"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

I see, but I get not a good lock on this topic this afternoon (local time).

Salute
Dutchy

Termites do it in the dark!
(47FS Barksdale afb)

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Welcome to the WT Forum, Dutchy. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

What with Lucas' penchant for subtle and not so subtle innuendo/political statements in his series...I think I figured out where he got "Sith" as the name for his bad guys. Hint- rearrange the letters.<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

"this"

Can't see a problem with that...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Sorry, stupid me...

"hits"

Yep, I can see where he's coming from with that...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Somehow I knew you'd be the first to follow up...keeeep looking...<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

Look's like I'm all anagramed out.

I'm shit at this sort of thing <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005