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PostPosted: 07 Dec 2004, 13:26 
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Snipe,

I think a new question should be put on the application...

"Are you Phalyic impaired, Does the site of Ugly but well Hung" challenge your lack of heterosexual libido"

Well enough of that, Gather around Gang.

Time to sing the "Ugly but well Hung" anthem.....



......Michelle Your a beautiful girl.... and your pants are on so tight....that when you stand just right...I can see it all...

....when your on the beach....and when your bikini is soaking wet... I see a fuzzy silhouette....as i look down below... I see your camel Toe!

Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin, you aint adden nothen!
Your coochie, your flapper, Your showen off your Snapper!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
...I see your camel toe!
Merci
maddam,
viola
i see your bearded Clam!

I could really go....for a sideways sloppy joe...or a tuna casserole....baby don't you know?

I thought i'd never see....so much of your anatomy...Your jeans are so tight...I'm learning Gynecology!
....I see your camel toe!

Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin, you aint adden nothen!
Your coochie, your flapper, Your showen off your Snapper!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
...I see your camel toe!
Merci
maddam,
viola
i see your bearded Clam!

Your lega, your Vulva, ewwwww you know i Love ya!
your bendup, your vagine, nothing could be finer!
It's furry, it's fluffy, It's looken kinda Buffy!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
Merci
maddam,
viola
i see your bearded Clam!

Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin, you aint adden nothen!
Your coochie, your flapper, Your showen off your Snapper!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
...I see your camel toe!





"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Pile on and tell me i was a fool , i can take it <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

See what happens when you pull in other girls to post here, you should just stick to the "sweet and innocent" ones! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Just be glad that "the WT family" (hmmm sounds like the mafia) is back together again.

And for the others guys on the board, i just wanted to say thanks for so kindly taking me into this "family" its much appreciated! <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>


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Racegal8 that was no "Girl" , "Lady" or any other Cherished and respected natural being of humanity. I am glad you feel welcome and are of the correct makeup and moral Fiber.

No <font size=6>ALPHA DYKE</font id=size6> Is going to run in this HAWG Domain

We must protect our family and way of life, No need for the dysfunctional side of the gene pool to swim in our waters.

For they are crunchy and taste good with Ketchup!

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader


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SNIPE,
THERE'S RULES OF ENGAGMENT AND IF YOU DONT FOLLOW THEM WELL,YOU GET BANNED.

I GUESS WE'RE BACK TO ME BEING THE "REASONABLE LEFTY" BUT MORE OF AN INDEPENANT.
I DONT CARE FOR BUSH EITHER BUT HE'S CIC .
THE FAR RIGHT HAS JUST AS MANY "WERIDO'S AS THE FAR LEFT EACH ARE SO FAR FROM THE MIDDLE THEY BUMP INTO EACH OTHER ON THE WAY BACK.

SHE WAS WARNED

GOOSE

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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I am shocked what set Michelle off like that.<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
I can't believe she behaved in that way. I don't think any blame can be put on your shoulders Sniper, as not even on Franks board during her wars with Bill Fallin did she ever behave in such a manner.<img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I'm just wondering why I seem to have missed the alleged "alpha dyke" comment (aside from Mudd's post-ban comments). <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759


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I have learned back in my days of Wing Kingdom, that mudd can go from 0 to Waaaaaaaaay under the skin in no time flat, and therefore is a valuable tool on the battlefield when needed or called upon. A credit to his gender.....promote ahead of peers.

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I'm just wondering why I seem to have missed the alleged "alpha dyke" comment (aside from Mudd's post-ban comments). <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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FYI the simple comment to her constant challenge after Snipes warnings was simple and in the proverbial, literary sense..of being "Named"

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"snipe? Does that give me permission to lop the Dykes head off now?"<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Thus enter the phalyic impaired Scrotum executioner, CAllSIGN "ALPHA DYKE"

So if one gets upset during their "naming" ceremony, Becasue they played the hand of a FOOL, she should feel humbled , to do so in and during an offical naming in a fighter squadron is mafia induced suicide.

I am a product of 23 years of the Marine and Blue side of the force....so Tough Shit.

I called her on her morbid hatred of men, She Proved me correct.

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader


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Way back early in this thread Snipe was talking about the Brits and then 44Hollowpoint said <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>You're just saying that to get us into the sack... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> and I am like holy crap I thought hollowpoint was a guy. What did I miss?

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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> nice song mudd......a bit twisted but still funny!

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Woh....

One, How the hell did we go from Laid back hippies smoking pot into peace and love to DEFCON THREE in the time it took me to get from the office to the house..?

And

Two, I am male, although only just, I lost both balls in a 'hunting accident'

Let's put it this way, I don't drive a mini.

My comment to Snipe was based on the fact he seems to have so many females on board he might be tempted to share a few with those not quite so lucky...

Three, LWFW's just about sums it all up to me...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


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PostPosted: 07 Dec 2004, 16:04 
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Thought it was about time for a quote from Good Morning Vietnam...

<b>I know we can't say the word dyke, we can't even say lesbian...it's Women in comfortable shoes, thank you very much! </b>

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


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PostPosted: 07 Dec 2004, 17:46 
It's been a while since we've had a public execution around here.

I forgot how much fun they are. ;)

"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly."
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Geesh, glad you guys did not bring that stray over for us to meet. Don't need a dyke calling me at home. YIKES!!! Might be a dyke on a bike ewwwww. <<Making the sign of the cross after reading Mudd's song>>



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Snipe,

I think a new question should be put on the application...

"Are you Phalyic impaired, Does the site of Ugly but well Hung" challenge your lack of heterosexual libido"

Well enough of that, Gather around Gang.

Time to sing the "Ugly but well Hung" anthem.....



......Michelle Your a beautiful girl.... and your pants are on so tight....that when you stand just right...I can see it all...

....when your on the beach....and when your bikini is soaking wet... I see a fuzzy silhouette....as i look down below... I see your camel Toe!

Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin, you aint adden nothen!
Your coochie, your flapper, Your showen off your Snapper!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
...I see your camel toe!
Merci
maddam,
viola
i see your bearded Clam!

I could really go....for a sideways sloppy joe...or a tuna casserole....baby don't you know?

I thought i'd never see....so much of your anatomy...Your jeans are so tight...I'm learning Gynecology!
....I see your camel toe!

Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin, you aint adden nothen!
Your coochie, your flapper, Your showen off your Snapper!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
...I see your camel toe!
Merci
maddam,
viola
i see your bearded Clam!

Your lega, your Vulva, ewwwww you know i Love ya!
your bendup, your vagine, nothing could be finer!
It's furry, it's fluffy, It's looken kinda Buffy!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
Merci
maddam,
viola
i see your bearded Clam!

Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin, you aint adden nothen!
Your coochie, your flapper, Your showen off your Snapper!
...your camel toe .. it looks alright so baby let it show..Looks like a big taco!
...I see your camel toe!




That's some scarey sh#$!

Instructors do it best!
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PostPosted: 07 Dec 2004, 22:35 
OK, great...you got your final words in.

If you subvert your ban by posting under a new name again i'm going to be forced to ban your IP.

I tried to ask you to tone it down, you refused, and instead toned it up 10 notches. I am very dissapointed in you.



"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly."
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PostPosted: 07 Dec 2004, 23:46 
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Guys,
U.F.B.,
Look at her spunk! We need more fighter pilots like her! I must have missed it but what community did she come from? At least she and I have one thing in common, We both like chicks.
WW


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I decided I couldn't just go away without some final shots (don't blame Bill, I didn't tell him I was doing this.

First off let's start with MoronicMud.

Hey Muddy, humbled? Little man, you banned me from a board on the net. You did not humble me, so do not flatter yourself.

Hatred of men? Where the hell did you get that one little man? I do not hate men (Don't hate Mark, Bill, Warspite, etc), I don't know all men, so I can't hate them. I don't hate you, you aren't worth the effort little man. I just have little use for men.

BTW, I have noticed that men who yell the loudest against homosexuality seem to be in the closet. Are you actually a closet homsexual little man? Oh wait, you can't be - gays have standards.

So you were a Jarhead? Well thanks for your service, my dad was Navy and my partner Air Force (yes she is a lesbian)

Warspite, there are a number of names that will get a strong negative reaction and that name was one of them.

Bill, you made a mistake of inviting me here. People like MoronicMud like their women to be meek, quiet and humble. He would do well in the Taliban.

Ok you can ban this name as well.
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Magic Clear the Scope, Bogey reclassified as a Transvestite. the whole idea of homosexuality has clouded Michelles Judgement.

It has really come down to the Truth, your real name is Micheal not Michelle.

Atleast that is your fantesy, you are obviously so wreckless that you wish to advertise a servicemembers sexuality as well, putting her career at risk. Look who is the Moron now, Oh and by the the Way I put 18 Years Commissioned into the AF, I am now looking forward to ruining your little love nest since the policy has clearly been Violated "Don't ask-Don't Tell"

Oh and by the way, I have a nice little history saved of Snipes yahoo discussion about you, and he actually banned you, Although my title says moderator, It does not provide any banning powers and in fact my moderater tools only work in the Motorsports forum. Wonderful conspiracy theory and I dont have any failing integrity issues.

Michelle you are and always be a shallow little cretin in need of attention. To bad you have the looks only another transvestite could love.

Obviously nobody else here shares your twisted chemical imbalance views, And were the ones fighting the taliban!

Your sailor dady must be so proud of your unwillingness to be a contributer to society and our american way of life.

If anyone is all talk about issues it is clearly you and your "I cant fit into society role" that you play out so well.

and one more thing, I wont be Banned so without further regards...



<font size=6>FUCK YOU!</font id=size6>

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PostPosted: 08 Dec 2004, 01:45 
LOL....

What do you really think mudd? ;)

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Snipe, we need a full-staff flag to salute. The half-staff one we have doesn't work in this instance...unless the tear in the eye is from laughing so hard! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Well said Mudd!

So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it.

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I love you guys Man!
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Bill, you made a mistake of inviting me here. People like MoronicMud like their women to be meek, quiet and humble. He would do well in the Taliban.

Ok you can ban this name as well.
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Well she's close...the air bursting ordinance Mudd invented would annoy her as much as it annoyed the Mullah's it was meant for. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>the air bursting ordinance Mudd invented would annoy her as much as it annoyed the Mullah's it was meant for<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Forgot my reading glasses...is that Mullah's or Mutha's?

So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it.

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remind me never to get on Mudds' bad side! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>the air bursting ordinance Mudd invented would annoy her as much as it annoyed the Mullah's it was meant for<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Forgot my reading glasses...is that Mullah's or Mutha's?

So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it.
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Mullahs. Mudd's alter ego, The Big Thug was banned from a Mullah forum for wanting to win the hearts & minds of the Afghan women from the Taliban with "air bursting dildo's". I merely pointed out his secret weapon could be a general purpose weapon in his fued with Michelle.

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