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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 21 Apr 2006, 08:42 ] |
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Thought you guys might like this one <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> >Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate >college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that >they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can >remember what they did the night before. > >The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric >chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just >graduated from Brigham Young University and believe in the almighty >power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." > >They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all >immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for her >forgiveness, and release her. > >The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her >last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I >believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." > >They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. >Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for her >forgiveness, and release her. > >The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, >I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in >Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't >gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!" "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | fenderstrat72 [ 21 Apr 2006, 09:10 ] |
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LOL, I take it you are not blonde RaceGal? Fender "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." George Bernard Shaw |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 21 Apr 2006, 09:29 ] |
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Oh she's a blonde alright. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/OnTheJobEnhanced.jpg" border=0> <b>"One post, One Kill".</b> |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 21 Apr 2006, 09:45 ] |
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | Hawg166 [ 21 Apr 2006, 14:00 ] |
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A nnaaattttuuuurrraaaaal blonde ? <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> "By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a peerage or Westminster Abbey !" Nelson the Immortal Memory |
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| Author: | Weasel_80-204 [ 21 Apr 2006, 14:53 ] |
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<img src="http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media66542/5/this_thread_needs.jpg" border=0> You might be a "Bulldog" if: You bend over and grab your ankles when you hear: "EXERCISE, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!" |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 21 Apr 2006, 15:05 ] |
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LOL.... <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/OnTheJobEnhanced.jpg" border=0> <b>"One post, One Kill".</b> |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 22 Apr 2006, 16:39 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> A nnaaattttuuuurrraaaaal blonde <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Oh yeah, i'm one of the few true natural blonds left (i have the long blond hair and green eyes.....lol just ask Snipe! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 23 Apr 2006, 10:38 ] |
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Big boobs too. <img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/OnTheJobEnhanced.jpg" border=0> <b>"One post, One Kill".</b> |
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| Author: | Homer32 [ 23 Apr 2006, 10:50 ] |
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<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>...<img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle>...<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle> "Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency." http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/dumb_and ... dumb13.wav |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 23 Apr 2006, 12:30 ] |
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Awwwww your so sweet Snipe thanks! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | Weasel_80-204 [ 24 Apr 2006, 12:43 ] |
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<img src="http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media66542/5/IHI8.jpg" border=0> I had to.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> You might be a "Bulldog" if: You bend over and grab your ankles when you hear: "EXERCISE, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!" |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 25 Apr 2006, 11:02 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Awwwww your so sweet Snipe thanks! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Guess it's the modern, updated version of sweet? Wrt that...this is the new icon of romance, replacing the Tunnel Of Love: <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/nihi.jpg" border=0> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/Tactical%20Breakfast/TB.jpg" border=0> "It was a life or death struggle with that bagel & some eggs." |
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