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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 18 May 2006, 09:47 ] |
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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is? (For racegal and a couple others): Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 18 May 2006, 10:38 ] |
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<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/OnTheJobEnhanced.jpg" border=0> <b>"One post, One Kill".</b> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 18 May 2006, 10:51 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is? <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> LOL... You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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| Author: | Ice Pirate [ 18 May 2006, 10:51 ] |
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Well, to answer your first question: NO Unless, in addition to buying the property, you also buy the Mineral Rights, You only own the top couple of yards or so. So, if you ever find gold, silver, oil, etc. on your property, be sure to buy the mineral rights to that land, and your nieghbor's land, before you tell anybody. Not funny I know, but it's the sad truth. As for the rest of the questions. Good points and funny as hell.<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "Slow is Fast - Fast is Slow" |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 19 May 2006, 09:26 ] |
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nice!! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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