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Author:  Lunatock [ 09 May 2007, 01:25 ]
Post subject:  Women...know your limits
:twisted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb8Csll9Ws
Author:  Skywarriors [ 09 May 2007, 08:26 ]
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Lunatock,

I am afrraid its already too late for that. :mrgreen:

Reminds of this little story. We already lost the battle. :wink:

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

\"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds\"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

\"How long will this take?\" I asked.

\"They will grow larger over a period of years,\" my husband replies. I stopped. \"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?\" Without missing a beat he says \"Worked for your butt, didn't it?\"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man
Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 09 May 2007, 21:12 ]
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ROTFLMAO [lol]
Author:  Ice Pirate [ 10 May 2007, 03:18 ]
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Hey, that's my wife! 2 Masters degrees, and she can't download the pics from her camera without me walking her through it one step at a time, EVERY TIME! [lol] [lol] [lol]
Author:  Skywarriors [ 10 May 2007, 06:47 ]
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Okay, here's another crap story : :mrgreen:

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that
I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care
of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -always something more
important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a
tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then
went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.


I said, \"When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway.\"

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story :

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Author:  boomer [ 10 May 2007, 07:07 ]
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.


ROFLMGDAOOOOO!!!!!!
Author:  30mike-mike [ 10 May 2007, 12:50 ]
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But........it's so friggin' true! And on those rare occassions when the other person IS right, acknowledgment is very fine print.
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 10 May 2007, 16:36 ]
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The sufferings of you lads is self-inflicted.
Author:  Stinger [ 10 May 2007, 20:55 ]
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MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

HUSBAND, n.
One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

BRIDE, n.
A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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