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Author:  koobster [ 19 Aug 2003, 15:35 ]
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
own,
entitled Survivor-Texas Style".

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up
to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and
Amarillo.
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to
Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm gay....I love the Dixie Chicks....I'm a vegetarian....I voted for Al
Gore....
George Strait Sucks....Hillary in 2004!... and I'm here to confiscate
your guns!"

Anyone who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.


get muddy
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 19 Aug 2003, 16:04 ]
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LOL!

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."
Author:  bigross86 [ 19 Aug 2003, 16:20 ]
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For some reason I can actually see the networks airing this. It seems better than some RealiTV shows like "Who wants to marry my dad"

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  koobster [ 19 Aug 2003, 19:08 ]
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for some reason i dont think anyone would win

get muddy
Author:  bigross86 [ 20 Aug 2003, 06:35 ]
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No, the winner will be the one who goes in for a quick paint job and engine upgrade on the way.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  Stinger [ 20 Aug 2003, 09:35 ]
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When does this start? Me and Froggy can make sure none of them make it to out of Dallas <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.
Author:  Horrido [ 20 Aug 2003, 11:32 ]
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Dude, despite the bumper sticker, I would SO be shooting back...

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...
Author:  koobster [ 20 Aug 2003, 18:11 ]
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No, the winner will be the one who goes in for a quick paint job and engine upgrade on the way
nope thats against the rules

get muddy
Author:  bigross86 [ 20 Aug 2003, 19:03 ]
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Where does it say that? I didn't see that anywhere in the rules...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  koobster [ 20 Aug 2003, 21:03 ]
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nowhere does it say that you are allowed to do it.
Also my thread my rules <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> naner naner naner so there

get muddy
Author:  bigross86 [ 21 Aug 2003, 03:04 ]
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So you're gonna be like that? Than I'm telling the Moderator![Whining Voice]Moddy!!! Koobster doesn't let me play in his stupid texas survival game! [/Whining Voice]<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 21 Aug 2003, 05:56 ]
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IT WOULD MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING IF YOU HAD DECOYS

PRESS TO TEST
Author:  bigross86 [ 21 Aug 2003, 06:25 ]
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Yeah, but where would you find a sucker willing to drive one out of his own free will?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  kingfrogger [ 21 Aug 2003, 11:15 ]
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As Stinger said, I can guaran-<b>DAMN</b>-tee you that this show won't be a success.

As soon as the local press got wind of the show and told where the "starting line" would be, Stinger and I would be hard at work. All the cars would end up driving straight into an intersection filled to capacity with claymores.

It would, however, make TV history I think.

I don't think there's ever been a show whose pilot episode and season finale were one and the same. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Author:  2drezq [ 23 Aug 2003, 11:53 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>

I don't think there's ever been a show whose pilot episode and season finale were one and the same. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>


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Never saw the first episode of "The Al Gore Comedy Hour", did you?


Jesus said: "If you do not have a sword, go and buy one."
Author:  kingfrogger [ 25 Aug 2003, 08:51 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Never saw the first episode of "The Al Gore Comedy Hour", did you?<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>
[praying] <b><u>PLEASE</u></b> let that be some kind of sick joke... [/praying]

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759
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