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| Author: | Stinger [ 04 Sep 2003, 07:24 ] |
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I had this posted at another board before a crash ate it. It was pretty amusing, all you have to do is type in your Handle. http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?username=&sex=m heres mine Striding over the freeway, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Stinger! And he gives an ominous roar: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar" Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one. |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 04 Sep 2003, 08:57 ] |
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"Rushing to the WAB. Cometh Lunatock. Inquisitively asking. Will it have gone 24 hours without crashing?" "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 04 Sep 2003, 09:09 ] |
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We can just blame it on the commies Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one. |
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| Author: | kingfrogger [ 04 Sep 2003, 09:09 ] |
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@%$*&#$% commies... <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759 |
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| Author: | Hawg166 [ 04 Sep 2003, 10:13 ] |
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Here at Barnes ours is "Laborous miniscule, Perdiumus maximi!" <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 04 Sep 2003, 13:13 ] |
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"Striding over the candy store, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Sniper! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:" "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!" "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | Hawg166 [ 04 Sep 2003, 13:17 ] |
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Who dares enter the realm of Stinger where men are men and sheep are scared ? <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle> By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 04 Sep 2003, 14:19 ] |
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Better my world than the real world.... now to get back to wanton slaughter of those sheep. Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 04 Sep 2003, 15:06 ] |
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OMG , given my love of sneakiness and stealth and gold plated technology, combined with my "one more bomb CANT hurt" style of flying sims, THIS IS REMARKABLY CLOSE !!!!!! ROFLMAO <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Skulking across the terrain, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Boomer! And he gives a gutteral scream: "I'm going to punch you like it's a new extreme sport!!" <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 04 Sep 2003, 15:31 ] |
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Lo! Who is that, skulking across the terrain! It is 'Tock, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh: "You in some s**t now, muhfuh! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!!!" "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 04 Sep 2003, 15:34 ] |
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Speaking on his behalf: Skulking along the desert, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Sgt. Goose! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt: "I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!" "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 04 Sep 2003, 15:36 ] |
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LOL at Sgt Gooses... thats one of the best I've seen. Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one. |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 04 Sep 2003, 16:55 ] |
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Imagine his voice saying this <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle> Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is R. Lee, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows thunderously: "I'm going to clobber you until you taste like chicken!!!" Zang! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Robert Ermey, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh: "I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!!" "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force Edited by - Lunatock on Sep 04 2003 3:59 PM |
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| Author: | Type 7 [ 04 Sep 2003, 18:21 ] |
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Charlie don't surf. |
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| Author: | FlyBoy [ 04 Sep 2003, 19:07 ] |
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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is Flyboy, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He grunts vengefully: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!" semper gumby |
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| Author: | Homer32 [ 04 Sep 2003, 23:02 ] |
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Sprinting amidst the wasteland, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Homer! And he gives a low scream: "I'm going to beat the flaming s*#t out of you!!" <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> "You sank my scrabble-ship!" -Homer, The Simpsons |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 04 Sep 2003, 23:30 ] |
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"Charlie don't surf." LOL! My favorite scene ever. "What is it soldier...?" "I dunno sir, it's pretty hairy in there, that's where we lost rodgers and davis....that's charlie's point!" "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!!!" Da da da dah dah, dah da da dah da........ "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 05 Sep 2003, 17:43 ] |
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LOL, NOW WHERE DID THE WIFE PUT MY CROWBAR? I LIKED THAT LUNATOCK. I STILL LIKE "PRESS TO TEST"!!! PRESS TO TEST |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 05 Sep 2003, 20:15 ] |
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Rampaging across the plains, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Poke! And she gives a spectacular cry: "I'm going to f**k you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and plug you into a power plant!!!" http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Poke&sex=f "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 05 Sep 2003, 21:03 ] |
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OMFG, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 05 Sep 2003, 22:08 ] |
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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the hotel lobby! It is Tommy Franks, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh: "I'm going to torment you into a fine spicy powder!" Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the fields! It is George Tenet, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars ominously: "You in some sh*t now, muhfuh! I plunder like a sentient bulldozer!" Prowling on the terrain, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Condaleeza Rice! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl: "I'm going to pummel you into the stuff of nightmares!!" Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the desert! It is Colin Powell, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries apocalyptically: "I'm going to flog you until your mortal mind doth snap!" Hark! Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Donald Rumsfeld, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!" Zang! Who is that, skulking out of the tarmac! It is Dick Cheney, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the window!!" (<b>last but not least in so many ways</b>) Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the wasteland! It is George W. Bush, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh: "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!" "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force |
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| Author: | boomer [ 05 Sep 2003, 22:09 ] |
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well I know where her first "accidental" massive fuel dump will go LOL "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | boomer [ 05 Sep 2003, 22:13 ] |
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OH NO how appropriate LOLOL Skulking over the hotel lobby, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Richard Simmons! And she gives a gutteral bellow: "I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!" not kidding LOLOL http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Richard+simmons&sex=f "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 05 Sep 2003, 23:27 ] |
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LOL! AGAIN! "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 05 Sep 2003, 23:40 ] |
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Can't decide if this is a horrible fate. Or just dumb... Rampaging on the desert, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh A-10stress! And she gives a mighty howl: "I'm going to f**k you until you bleed puke, and trade you for a candy bar!" "No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force |
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