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Author:  MrMudd [ 11 Dec 2003, 09:17 ]
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Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to
be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly
because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do
nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you
are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your
friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence
and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn
and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People
like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for
too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for
thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other
people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things
off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think
you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your
shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are
cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good
bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You
have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You
are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of
any importance.

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 11 Dec 2003, 11:22 ]
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I'm a Libra...

"Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease."

Wow....that's not too bad.

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Author:  30mike-mike [ 11 Dec 2003, 11:35 ]
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Guess this makes boomer an Aries!

Hajji, you can run, but why die tired?
Author:  Stinger [ 11 Dec 2003, 11:52 ]
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seems pretty acurate too...

apparently I SHOULD be a

"Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered."

and then there's Froggy :)

"Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk."


Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.
Author:  bigross86 [ 11 Dec 2003, 11:52 ]
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I'm a virgo. And for the record, I prefer driving a cab...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  Homer32 [ 11 Dec 2003, 11:56 ]
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incest??? bisexual??? Me?!!?

<img src=newicons/anim_bs.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." -- Homer Simpson
Author:  tritonal [ 11 Dec 2003, 12:01 ]
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<i>Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do
nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
</i>


Yup, that's me.
And I also bet some people here can agree that this description fits me as well. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>










Edited by - tritonal on Dec 11 2003 11:24 AM

Edited by - tritonal on Dec 11 2003 3:46 PM
Author:  boomer [ 11 Dec 2003, 16:22 ]
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I'm a "cancer" on society, but the Virgo one fits better ROFL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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Author:  tritonal [ 11 Dec 2003, 16:46 ]
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<i>...but the Virgo one fits better ROFL</i>

So, when's the last time you, uhh... fell asleep?<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
Author:  Homer32 [ 11 Dec 2003, 17:42 ]
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...if boomer falls asleep it´s only because of "codine laced cough syrup "... LOL. Well, perhaps he should not take it before...hmm



"Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." -- Homer Simpson
Author:  boomer [ 11 Dec 2003, 22:29 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>So, when's the last time you, uhh... fell asleep?

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1997,airshow,Barbados, we were doing it while hanging from a trapeze suspended under a CH-47 <img src=newicons/anim_bow.gif border=0 align=middle> it was the 3rd 90 minit show of the day and I had been up all night the night before "practicing".

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>
Author:  bigross86 [ 12 Dec 2003, 01:24 ]
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Kudos...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  44hollowpoint [ 12 Dec 2003, 03:52 ]
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LOL,

Recognised myself (Virgo) straight away...

I drive a busload of pimps around <img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle>

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 12 Dec 2003, 13:22 ]
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FIGURE I'M A CANCER,

NOT ON WELFARE, BUT VA BENEFITS.




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