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| Author: | M&M [ 22 Jan 2004, 08:26 ] |
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http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photo ... beavis.jpg Thursday, January 08, 2004 Will the real Beavis please stand up? Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week. Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive. So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight: As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered. The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record. "face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!" Edited by - m&m on Jan 22 2004 07:27 AM |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 22 Jan 2004, 08:31 ] |
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LOL.... You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day. |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 22 Jan 2004, 08:44 ] |
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LOL!!! he he! "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | prkiii [ 22 Jan 2004, 08:46 ] |
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"I am Cornholio....Do you need TP" That's some funny s@*t..... Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood moderator.....<img src=newicons/icon_hog.gif border=0 align=middle> If you can't go fast...go Ugly |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 22 Jan 2004, 09:18 ] |
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If they ever do a Beavis/Butthead Reality Show, I guess we know who one of the hosts will be, don't we?!<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Hajji, you can run, but why die tired? |
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| Author: | BenRoethig [ 22 Jan 2004, 11:10 ] |
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"Uh, this jail like sucks and stuff." |
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| Author: | Horrido [ 22 Jan 2004, 11:34 ] |
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"He said...CornHOLio...he-he-he...he-he...he-he-he..." They say, "To understand a man, you have to walk a mile in his shoes," but his clownshoe proved a most uncomfortable fit. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 22 Jan 2004, 12:15 ] |
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OMG, lol... <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
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