not if you keep typing it
You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 03 May 2004, 21:56 ] |
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http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Type in a command into the space and he'll do whatever you tell him to. Creepy but I can't wait to read how y'all tried to abuse him. Ha-Ha! since it was a Bk Ad site. i recalled a Wendy's commercial a while back that asked what is a Chicken Nugget and where are they on a chicken. LOL the Chicken tender VS Chicken Nugget So i iasked the Chicken to show me where they were. I so swear he checked under his arms , tail feathers lifted his feet, lol Im still rolling thinking about it, lol then he walked off the screen...... Guess he needed a time out! "The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader |
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| Author: | boomer [ 04 May 2004, 01:01 ] |
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I was wholey unaware a garterbelt wearing chicken could demonstrate "white crane style" kung-fu, I stand corrected ROFL "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 04 May 2004, 14:51 ] |
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After trying Pe An Cho Dan, then a non-specific martial arts form, with no luck. He finally did what I asked...and acted like a monkey. Edit to add: This chicken can also macarana<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "Sure, stop here. This is the right place for our foul, nihilistic mood. No place could be better. Let's all riverdance. I can be lord of the motherless dance. I'm a Mick. Bite me" Edited by - Lunatock on May 04 2004 1:53 PM |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 04 May 2004, 15:11 ] |
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push ups.... lots of push ups You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day. |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 04 May 2004, 18:38 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> push ups.... lots of push ups You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> He will only do four. <img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle> "Sure, stop here. This is the right place for our foul, nihilistic mood. No place could be better. Let's all riverdance. I can be lord of the motherless dance. I'm a Mick. Bite me" |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 05 May 2004, 06:12 ] |
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not if you keep typing it
You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day. |
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| Author: | Homer32 [ 05 May 2004, 09:09 ] |
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i like his moonwalk and breakdance... "Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun" -- Mr. Burns |
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| Author: | Horrido [ 06 May 2004, 07:47 ] |
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Well I'll be...He really <i>will</i> choke the chicken! Fear and anxiety are for losers...So lets get moving and <i>KICK SOME ASS!</i> |
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| Author: | M&M [ 06 May 2004, 09:36 ] |
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"Well I'll be...He really will choke the chicken!" <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!" |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 06 May 2004, 10:35 ] |
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A list of do's, dont's, and sort of's. Will do: taco bell (dances with a girl) dance like an egyptian snap your garters do the robot You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen) sit down relax bang your head Are you lookin at me? Do you feel lucky, punk? Cry Show your chicken tenders (Moon) smoke a cigarette throw a tantrum stand on the couch clean the room hit yourself pillow fight kiss the pillow hit yourself with the pillow fight strip spin maybe yes hide behind couch pee on couch waddle die lie to me fly dance jump handstand spin around build a fort turn off the light watch tv fart moon me go crazy bows hokey pokey puke lol twist moonwalk play air guitar riverdance grab crotch rap sing get some dignity (angers chicken) hula somersault poop make a chicken sandwich lay an egg macarena clean up choke your chicken model ninja rock out breakdance shake it running man take a nap read a book smack your face bunny hop cartwheel search vomit lick your chicken toe no jumping jacks pat your head while rubbing your stomach Electric Slide Hump the chair Bows when told he's great! dance the ymca do a pushup do some karate Roll over peck flex hop on one foot stand on the couch get a book show some skin flap your wings stare at the camera shake your tailfeather go away strike a pose poke eye beg for mercy pray vogue use blanket kung fu shadow puppets scare surf play ball shoot baskets shake your booty shake your moneymaker yoga fence chicken sandwich cabbage patch moonwalk kneel (probably same as "beg") creep me out mask eat yourself self flagellate juggle ballet spit golf play baseball play football (American) play soccer tango make a picture shadow box disco dance do the splits bullfight thumbs up shrug the worm drink something chicken strip (different than strip) gay (does not like gays it seems) swim go fish do it doggy style headstand duck (walks around like a duck) mcdonalds (edited by pe) rock and roll (edited by pe) kiss off (edited by pe) head bang (edited by pe) line dance (edited by pe) get lost (edited by pe) be happy (edited by pe) take a hostage (edited by pe) show your teeth (edited by pe) look behind you (edited by pe) show your garder (2 different) (edited by pe) Bogusky (advertising firm that came up with this.) (edited by pe) Crispin (same as before - Crispin, Porter + Bogusky) (edited by pe) make love fire! do the monkey act scared be a baby eat burger king Will do, sort of: stand on the ceiling rearrange the room flip me off masturbate get naked get funky tear the place up call home tear off chicken feathers take off pants take off mask squaredance same as electric slide compute Won't do:break things break the television barf do complex mathmatics hurtle the couch or jump over it vacuum kick over the televsion sit-ups turn off lamp faint pirouette flog self believe Moore vote Democratic believe Kerry vote Republican believe Bush vote Libertarian lick urvesh wardrobe malfunction (sfsdfd) make the sign of the Golden Arches (makes chicken angry) take a fifteen minute break eat a big mac (makes gagging motion) lick the screen Bark at the Moon (Chicken moons you) "Sure, stop here. This is the right place for our foul, nihilistic mood. No place could be better. Let's all riverdance. I can be lord of the motherless dance. I'm a Mick. Bite me" |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 06 May 2004, 15:14 ] |
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We're not too bored, are we? "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | boomer [ 07 May 2004, 20:45 ] |
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you might want to run your favorite spyware cleaner after visiting that site. "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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