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| Author: | MrMudd [ 18 Aug 2004, 19:57 ] |
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SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday. "We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle. The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds. It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge. Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson. They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation. "The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 18 Aug 2004, 20:07 ] |
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LOL! "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and i'm all out of bubblegum". |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 18 Aug 2004, 20:24 ] |
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OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS NEEDS A HAIRCUT AND A SHAVE? BLAME IT ON A POOR BEAR<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP. |
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| Author: | chadrewsky [ 19 Aug 2004, 03:21 ] |
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You got to like WA State, even our wildife are hard cases... |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 19 Aug 2004, 06:10 ] |
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they probly took the poor thing to an AA meeting. You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day. Edited by - Stinger on Aug 19 2004 05:10 AM |
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| Author: | BenRoethig [ 19 Aug 2004, 21:51 ] |
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it really says something when a wild animal won't even touch busch. |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 20 Aug 2004, 05:56 ] |
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It has nothing to do with the fact I've been out of town for a few days... "Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day) |
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