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Author:  30mike-mike [ 15 Sep 2004, 05:18 ]
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WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE
THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING
TICKET.

I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A
SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I
CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER
TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.

SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT
IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE
TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE
HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT
I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.

IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.


"Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day)
Author:  MICHAEL PIJAR [ 15 Sep 2004, 08:25 ]
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"GLAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE AND HAVE BEEN PROUD TO HAVE SERVERED"
Author:  Dice-man [ 15 Sep 2004, 09:13 ]
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Ugly But Well Hung
Author:  mattlott [ 15 Sep 2004, 09:40 ]
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ouch
Author:  mattlott [ 15 Sep 2004, 09:40 ]
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you didnt break the tail light for him
Author:  30mike-mike [ 15 Sep 2004, 12:41 ]
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Always glad to bring a bit of sunshine into the lives of others...especially tose who are suffering through their 1st retirement!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>Not mentioning any names, of course, Dice.

"Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day)
Author:  gifted [ 15 Sep 2004, 20:46 ]
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That was cruel.

"Some pup"
Nickname by Fenderstrat72
Author:  30mike-mike [ 16 Sep 2004, 05:54 ]
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<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>Me? Cruel?! Say it ain't so! (A little jealous, maybe<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>)

"Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day)
Author:  Lil Hitler [ 16 Sep 2004, 07:10 ]
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PRICELESS... <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

capche-capche da - we go forward together

Faugh ah Ballaugh -Clear The Way-
Author:  Dice-man [ 16 Sep 2004, 07:27 ]
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Ugly But Well Hung
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