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NEW YORK -- For the fourth time in as many days, CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather interrupted his telecast tonight to reiterate his claim that he has been crowned Queen of the Space Unicorns.

Glaring into the camera, Rather leveled a stern denunciation of his skeptics, terming them "hateful" and "jealous."

"I have told you again and again the tales of my ascension, my travels and adventures amongst the Cloud People, my ongoing struggle with Lord Gnarl and the Carved Army of the Fateful Forest. You've heard the facts, and that's the end of it. You think you can challenge my claim to the throne? Go for it. But you can't, can you? You can't, and you know it. So let's just get past this."

Holding up a document that he insisted was proof of his royal lineage, Rather repeated his demand to be addressed as "Queen Alareol the Wise, Protector of the Rainbow-Flame." The document appeared to be a doorknob menu for a local Chinese restaurant.

"I don't expect you people to understand what I'm going through," continued Rather. "I don't have to take this. All I want is a little consideration here. A little consideration, and some nice green grass. Crunchy, delicious grass. Nnnnnyaaaaar."


"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Little do the people making wild accusations of my islamistism know that I'm really an operative of The Carved Army of The Fateful Forest...

"So very crazy. See you in hell!"

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That's a bunch of crab crap!!!
Mudd, that's such a blatant fabrication of truth.
I'm King of the Space Unicorns and Rather aint my queen; he's my bitch.<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

I was selected King since they found that I'm also <i>hung</i> like a Unicorn. In addition, I must say my coronation was quite, ehhh...
throbbing

(<i>I don't wanna get into it.</i>)
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Next time, get your facts straight. <img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>







Edited by - tritonal on Sep 16 2004 2:17 PM

Unicorns are all eunichs aren't they?

hehehehee.

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.

Ummm...

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Unicorns are all eunichs aren't they?

hehehehee.

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.
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Thats what the war is all about. The Carved Army defined the term "wood". <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"So very crazy. See you in hell!"

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Hey there good sirs, I am the King of the Space Unicorns.
My photocopied documents from a Texas Kinko's says, SO THERE!
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OMG, Snipe that was a "Low Blow" to his ego. LOL

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields

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OMG, Snipe that was a "Low Blow" to his ego. LOL

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields
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You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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