Some of us use more than our imagination though.
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| Author: | kingfrogger [ 10 Jan 2005, 09:53 ] |
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Doctors warn of a dangerous new method of cocaine abuse: injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract. Physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center reported the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after pumping cocaine into his urethra. It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs. "They fill an eye dropper or a syringe with a cocaine solution and inject it into the penis," said Dr. Samuel Perry, a professor of clinical psychiatry. The man had injected cocaine before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance. He was admitted to the hospital because his penis had remained erect for three days, resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The medical term for a prolonged erection is "priapism." On his third day in the hospital, the man's erection suddenly subsided. Over the next 12 hours, blood leaked into the tissues of his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest. Blood coagulation caused tissues to die over large areas of the patient's body, and he was transferred to the burn unit of New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center. Doctors there were forced to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers to stop the spread of gangrene. The patient's penis fell off by itself. The man is currently recovering in a rehabilitation facility. Men who inject cocaine into the penis report that it gives them a sexual high. Drug abuse treatment experts have previously reported external use of cocaine as a sexual stimulant. Cocaine powder is rubbed onto the surface of the genital organs by both men and women in an effort to halt premature ejacuation or improve sexual sensations. "We report this case to alert clinicians to this new method of cocaine abuse and to describe its rare and previously unreported complications," the doctors concluded. "The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool. Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness." - Ray Bradbury Edited by - kingfrogger on Jan 10 2005 08:54 AM |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 10 Jan 2005, 09:56 ] |
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this is a most horrible thing and I only really have one comment to make..... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA " At least God has a sense of humor about the end of the world. Dr. Atkins died. Slipped, hit his head, got brain damage, died on life support. The man that invented the all meat diet...died a vegetable." Titus |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 10 Jan 2005, 10:55 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>The man had injected cocaine before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> You know..........they do have all sorts of pills and lotions and flavored oils and such that can do the same thing. At least with oils you can still keep your body intact! "The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!" -Friedrich Nietzsche- |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 10 Jan 2005, 11:15 ] |
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All it takes is two tits a Ho and a heartbeat. "The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader |
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| Author: | Warspite [ 10 Jan 2005, 12:12 ] |
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It is very difficult to have sympathy for someone who is such an idiot. We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. (Ronald W. Reagan) |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 10 Jan 2005, 12:41 ] |
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Sympathy? What sympathy? The idiot asked for it and got it, Toyota! So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it. |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 10 Jan 2005, 14:17 ] |
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This sniffs of a FOAF story. This is exactly the plot of a Tom Sharpe book called "Wilt on High". Unless some A-hole read the book and decided to give it a whirl... <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>they do have all sorts of pills and lotions and flavored oils and such that can do the same thing. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Ragegal, you should be banned. You can't go posting things like that in a predominately male forum. We have things called "Imaginations", and they are very dangerous indeed... "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | mattlott [ 10 Jan 2005, 16:22 ] |
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Damn i hope she was the best sex he ever had, afteral she was the last. Hate to go out with poor performer lol. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 10 Jan 2005, 19:05 ] |
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Some of us use more than our imagination though.
<b>"You got me all wrong Mudd...i don't like anyone.</b><img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>" <img src="http://worldaffairsboard.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=862&stc=1" border=0> |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 10 Jan 2005, 22:11 ] |
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Rosie de La palm The Black Widow Dick Skinner! "The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader |
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| Author: | tomas [ 11 Jan 2005, 01:38 ] |
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lol im sure this topic was here before about a year ago then again it might be from the fact i've read it in my darwin books? the object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his |
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| Author: | mattlott [ 11 Jan 2005, 04:45 ] |
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I for see a great just say no to drugs ad here. |
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| Author: | kingfrogger [ 11 Jan 2005, 08:25 ] |
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Tomas, after all the stupid crap that ignorant bastards pull these days, it's hard to distinguish one hopeless, moronic asshole's act of self-mutilation from another. Not saying that this story wasn't already posted here before (I got it in an email... it could be 100% B.S. for all I know), but there's no telling when it comes to dumbasses the world over. I'm still of the opinion that people should be I.Q. tested early in life. If the test shows that the only shoes you're smart enough to wear for the rest of your life have velcro straps, then your ear is tagged with a bright and highly visible tag (a la cattle). At any point from then on during your life, if you've done something completely irrational or stupid that pisses someone else off, they reserve the right to execute you on the spot - with no fear of prosecution. "The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool. Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness." - Ray Bradbury |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 11 Jan 2005, 15:50 ] |
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banned 44hollowpoint? That wouldn't be good, i like to keep you imaginations going, Its one of those things that gives me a thrill! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!" -Friedrich Nietzsche- |
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| Author: | tomas [ 12 Jan 2005, 01:44 ] |
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lol if i find my darwin books i post a few more idiots here the object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his |
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| Author: | sprucansailor [ 20 Jan 2005, 06:02 ] |
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I just read this thread. That guy deserves to DIE! At least he is out of the gene pool! Although he was probably from the shallow end, anyway. Branden |
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