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Author:  kingfrogger [ 12 Jan 2005, 09:12 ]
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THE SCALES OF JUSTICE

• In 2003 televangelist Jim Bakker paid a $3.7 million settlement for
defrauding his followers. Lawyers got $2.5 million of it—and each victim
got $6.54.

• In a 2003 settlement between Sears and customers with improperly done
wheel balancing, lawyers got $2.45 million—and customers got $2.50 per
tire.

• When a bank settled a lawsuit over improper interest charges, the
lawyers got $8.5 million. Each bank customer got less that $10...and then
had to pay the bank $91 to reimburse its court fees.


"The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool. Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness."
- Ray Bradbury
Author:  a10stress [ 12 Jan 2005, 10:20 ]
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What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?...

THE RAMPTOR ENGINEERING TEAM <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
"Who cares if it works? Does it look good on the ramp?"
Author:  kingfrogger [ 12 Jan 2005, 10:28 ]
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A good start...? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn is you're the same fool. Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness."
- Ray Bradbury
Author:  Racegal8 [ 12 Jan 2005, 11:13 ]
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....how about not enough?

A good lawyer knows the law.....a great lawyer knows the judge!

"The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!"
-Friedrich Nietzsche-
Author:  30mike-mike [ 12 Jan 2005, 12:21 ]
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...an environmental disaster.

So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it.
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 12 Jan 2005, 13:52 ]
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"A good lawyer knows the law.....a great lawyer knows the judge!"

LOL, SO true.

<b>"You got me all wrong Mudd...i don't like anyone.</b><img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>"
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Author:  44hollowpoint [ 13 Jan 2005, 07:32 ]
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LOL,

It's like being at a Bob Hope tribute show...

In about 300,000 years they'd make a good oil deposit.

And let's face it, they'd be off to a flying start seeing how lawyers are oily bastards anyway...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
Author:  30mike-mike [ 13 Jan 2005, 08:37 ]
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MOre like "Slick 50"!

So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it.
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