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Author:  Officer of Engineers [ 08 Apr 2005, 22:28 ]
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Author:  Officer of Engineers [ 08 Apr 2005, 22:29 ]
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Ok, she's a dog.

Author:  gifted [ 08 Apr 2005, 22:46 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Some pup"
Nickname by Fenderstrat72

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 09 Apr 2005, 00:54 ]
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Even ugly puppies need love too.

Just not from me... ;)

<i><b>porn, lot's of porn ;P</b></i>
<img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0>

Author:  Tritonal-05 [ 09 Apr 2005, 01:07 ]
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Too good to be contrived...
<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Author:  Hawg166 [ 09 Apr 2005, 05:41 ]
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Have peanut butter will travel...............

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

Author:  bigross86 [ 09 Apr 2005, 14:18 ]
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Hmmm, I wonder who's gonna be the Tramp to that Lady?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Author:  Racegal8 [ 09 Apr 2005, 16:15 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> I had that add hanging up at the Veterinary Hospital that i work at. I loved it!

"Courage is knowing what not to fear."
~Plato~

Author:  tomas [ 11 Apr 2005, 11:59 ]
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Thats terrible <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

the object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his

Author:  TinyGiant [ 12 Apr 2005, 02:56 ]
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"Fat chicks need love too ... but they gotta pay for it." - Quagmire

Author:  bigross86 [ 12 Apr 2005, 10:51 ]
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I love family guy. "Let's home Osama doesn't know showtunes"

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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