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Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 30 Apr 2005, 18:57 ]
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OK I'LL SET IT UP FOR YOU


GOOSE IN BED
<img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sleepy.gif border=0 align=middle>ZZZZZZZZZ(TIME 0700 SAT. MORNING) PHONE RINGS <img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
I GRAB THE PHONE ,SAYING HALF A<img src=icon_smile_sleepy.gif border=0 align=middle>"HELLO",

THE VOICE ON THE OTHER END "HEY ED,I JUST REPO'ED YOUR CAR(WITH THE VOICE <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>)

THE GOOSE(WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU REPO'ED MY CAR<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>
<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE VOICE "<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>YOU DIDNT KNOW I TOOK IT<img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>"

THE GOOSE "<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>YOU DIDNT REPO MY CAR BUDDY"

THE VOICE "WELL NOT YOURS BUT THE ONE FOR THE COUNTY"STILL <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE GOOSE "THE COUNTY<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE VOICE "YOUR NOT THE COUNTY"<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE GOOSE "NO!<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE VOICE "THEN WHAT THE "G.D. IS YOUR NUMBER"<img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE GOOSE "YOU CALLED ME<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE VOICE " THIS AINT #########?"

THE GOOSE "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE VOICE "I MUST OF DAILED THE WRONG NUMBER<img src=newicons/idea.gif border=0 align=middle>,<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>I BET YOU WERE
<img src=icon_smile_sleepy.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sleepy.gif border=0 align=middle>AND I WOKE YOU-UP<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>AND THOUGHT I REPOCESSED YOUR CAR AND <img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE GOOSE "YES YOU WOKE ME UP<img src=newicons/anim_furious.gif border=0 align=middle> AND YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS REALLY <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>BUT I AINT <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>"

THE VOICE "JUST CHILL!!!!!!!<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>"

THE GOOSE "BESIDES YOU WOULDNT BE CALLING ME LAUGHING RIGHT NOW IF YOU TRIED TO REPOCESS MY CAR<img src=newicons/pain10.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/pain10.gif border=0 align=middle>"

THE VOICE "OH YEAH,I WOULD IF I WANTED TOO<img src=newicons/pain10.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE GOOSE "YOU'D HAVE TO BE ABLE TOO FIRST<img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>"

THE VOICE " IS THAT A THREAT<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

THE GOOSE "NO,A F-ING PROMISE<img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_furious.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>"

THE GOOSE SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN "BAMMMMMM"!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN THE VOICE HAS THE BALLS TO CALL ME BACK,WHAT A DUMBASS,I LET THE MACHINE PICK IT UP,STILL CUSSING ME<img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle>

NOW YOU KNOW WHY SNIPER YOUR JOB GETS THAT KIND OF REP,ASSHOLE LIKE THAT TRYING TO BE FUNNY,AND CANT EVEN DAIL THE RIGHT NUMBER,AND JUST SAY "I'M SORRY AND HANGING UP"

THE "ED" HE THOUGHT HE HAD WAS THE DEPUTY ON THE DESK AT THE COUNTY OFFICE.

HE WASNT LAUGHING AFTER I HAD WORDS WITH HIM AFTER THE PHONE MESSAGES.

THATS WHY YOU DONT WAKE UP SANTA GOOSE AND TELL HIM TOO "CHILL"

GOOSE



Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Apr 30 2005 6:00 PM
Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 30 Apr 2005, 19:41 ]
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LMAO, Sorry buddy but this was some funny stuff.

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 30 Apr 2005, 20:39 ]
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I WASNT LAUGHING AT THE TIME,CJ HADNT HEAR MY FAMOUS
"PISS, SH!T, F--K,DAMN,M-FER"<img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle>LINE IN AWHILE.
FOR SOME REASON,UNKNOWN TO MAN,IF I GET REALLY TICKED OFF OR HIT SOMETHING THAT HURTS,(LIKE SMASHING MY FINGER IN THE DOOR,HIT THE DOOR JAM,STUBBLE,FALL DOWN,LOOSE MY BALANCE,FALL OUT OF BED, ETC...I LET GO THAT STRING OF WORDS.
ONLY IF I GET THAT MAD,I CANT REMEMBER IT OTHERWISE,CJ WROTE IT DOWN THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN REMEMBER I WAS SAYING IT.

BUT A FEW HOURS LATTER I DID LAUGH ABOUT IT,BUT IT WOULDNT OF BEEN THAT BAD BUT HE TOLD ME TOO "CHILL",FOR ANOTHER REASON UNKNOWN IT TRIGGERS ME LIKE BEING CALLED AN "SOB" USE TOO.
THEN I GET SO DAMN MAD I GO ON AUTO PILOT,SO I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

FACE IT,THE GOOSE IS SCREWED-UP.
Author:  boomer [ 30 Apr 2005, 21:09 ]
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sounds normal to me lolol

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Author:  bigross86 [ 01 May 2005, 09:00 ]
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Goose, if I wuz you I'd have called Snipe and tell him to make sure this repo man doesn't ever work in the business again...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Author:  Homer32 [ 01 May 2005, 09:37 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>..nice story, Goose!


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Author:  M21 Sniper [ 01 May 2005, 12:41 ]
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LOL...sorry one of my cohorts ruined your sleep goose.

Funny story bro.

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Snipers...and targets.</b>
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Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 01 May 2005, 14:07 ]
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SNIPE,

THIS GUY AINT EVEN IN YOUR "CLASS",I FOUND OUT TODAY HE RUNS THE
"CRAPPY USED CAR LOT" BEHIND THE RESTURANT IN TOWN.
IT WAS ONE OF HIS OWN CUSTOMERS CARS.
BESIDES THAT I'M WILLING TO BET THE SOB WAS HALF LOADED.
SO I WOULDNT CALL HIM A "REAL PRO REPO MAN" JUST A

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

BUT IT IS PRETTY FUNNY,I WOULD LAUGH IF IT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE ELSE.

GOOSE
Author:  bigross86 [ 01 May 2005, 14:31 ]
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So does this mean I can still tell you to "chill" and I won't get coal in my Jewish stocking come Hanakah?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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