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The lightsaber is a versatile and useful tool to have on your person at all times.

Let's look at just a few of the many uses of this wonderous device:

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<b>A lightsaber can help convince an assailant that no means no</b>

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<b>Bagel toasting AND simultaneous slicing.</b>

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<b>Hedge Trimming and edging</b>

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<b>Lighting cigarettes</b>

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<b>A handy saws-all substitute</b>

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<b>Reheating coffee, also good for cappucino and tea.</b>

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<b>Serving Cake</b>

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<b>Felling a tree.</b>

http://www.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm/printable

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
<img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0>

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> hmmm, might have to add one of those to my tool box! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

" When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!"

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danmn the geeks are out in force again lol

Yeah, as if a light saber wouldn't be the coolest possession one could have.

Stop being a killjoy you.

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
<img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0>

Na sweezing my fingers together in best vader grip right now hows the breathing lol.

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Na sweezing my fingers together in best vader grip right now hows the breathing lol.


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That's so ninteen seventies. Try holding a sword in each hand, one with your toes, and balancing yourself with your other foot like General Grevious. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

eta: And I'll give BR dibs on having yellow eyes like Anakin Skywalker/pre-spanked Darth Vader. Which can be mimicked with help from a case of Hepititus C...<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>


"It looks like thier commemerating themselves after D-Day." -.02 after scanning a book of french(spit) stamps

Edited by - Lunatock on May 16 2005 11:29 AM

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ok if you guys start worshiping the force then we have problem here.

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ok if you guys start worshiping the force then we have problem here.


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If this worries you then <b>stay away</b> from AR15.com...Right about now their probably asking "what's the right ammo to use on Storm Troopers?"

"It looks like thier commemerating themselves after D-Day." -.02 after scanning a book of french(spit) stamps

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What you don't live on the dark side already? <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

" When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!"

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

shh I am infiltrating the light side for the over throw

Oh, a compatriot!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

I myself am in an Arc Trooper sleeper cell, waiting for a signal from Palpatine...

"It looks like thier commemerating themselves after D-Day." -.02 after scanning a book of french(spit) stamps

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