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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 31 Aug 2005, 06:13 ] |
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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb pack on his back,15 lb weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles and says,"This is sh**. An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb pack on his back, weapon in his hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles and says with a smile,"This is good sh**. A Navy Seal lies in the mud,55 lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore,crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin," This really is great sh**. A Marine Recon, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested swamp with a 65 lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, I love this sh**. The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, My E mail's out? What kind of sh** is this? For you old timers here's your part When I left they were still trying to get the first computers working. E-MAIL was an Enlisted person running over reports to the OIC The only offices that had carpet WAS "THE OLD MAN" Thus the term "ON THE CARPET" Was not good.,I spent some time standing on the "CARPET" getting my a-- chewed-out a few times. The flt line was my office and we'd say OH SH*# ! we're out of gatorade in the truck ! Goose LIVE FREE OR DIE <img src="http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5917/scan00020br.jpg" border=0> |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 31 Aug 2005, 06:26 ] |
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"E-MAIL was an Enlisted person running over reports to the OIC " oh this is going to get some new life to it now..... >:) Non-compliant... Taser Taser Taser <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/jollyrogerspaintball/cup.gif" border=0> |
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| Author: | Weasel_80-204 [ 31 Aug 2005, 12:58 ] |
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You would not belive the sh%* I hear when the E-mail goes out! You might be a "Bulldog" if: You bend over and grab your ankles when you hear: "EXERCISE, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!" |
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