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Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 14 Sep 2005, 17:00 ]
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Thought we all could use a joke since it has been so stressful here lately.

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?" The doctor replies: "It'll keep the sheets off his legs"

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields
Author:  boomer [ 14 Sep 2005, 17:02 ]
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lolol

A 9mm MAY expand, but a 45 will NEVER shrink!
Author:  30mike-mike [ 15 Sep 2005, 06:39 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 15 Sep 2005, 07:31 ]
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LOL!

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
<img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0>
Author:  Type 7 [ 15 Sep 2005, 08:14 ]
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LOL!

He's here all week folks! Try the Veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
Author:  Racegal8 [ 15 Sep 2005, 19:36 ]
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LOL!!!! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"If you don't get caught everything Is Legal! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>"
Author:  Hawg166 [ 15 Sep 2005, 20:26 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> BBAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson
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