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| Author: | Dice [ 18 Jun 2003, 11:01 ] |
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Like… The aircraft is so slow its airspeed indicator is a calendar It’s so slow it take bird strikes in the rear Pilots are issued paper bags to wear to and from the aircraft The biggest difference between the aircraft and its pilot is the aircraft stops whining after each mission More…? Ugly but well hung! http://www.warthogpen.com |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 18 Jun 2003, 11:17 ] |
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LOL! More, more! "Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" |
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| Author: | Dice [ 18 Jun 2003, 12:12 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> LOL! More, more! "Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Sniper, that's all I have I want other to add to the list! Wel, I do have this... <img src="http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1_files/cartoon.jpg" border=0> Ugly but well hung! http://www.warthogpen.com |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 18 Jun 2003, 18:58 ] |
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OLDIE BUT A GOODIEE DICE!!!!!! PRESS TO TEST |
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| Author: | Warthog [ 18 Jun 2003, 19:30 ] |
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O yea ! Nice pic ! WE ALL WANT MORE !!! Where can I find some ? Kill the innocents ! Kill them now !http://www.purekaos.com/board/images/smilies/rocket.gif lol |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 18 Jun 2003, 23:56 ] |
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Anything over 1500 feet and they call for Oxygen. When they hit 1000 feet they call for the stewardess and drinks. "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | ivanthegreat [ 19 Jun 2003, 00:54 ] |
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great pic!! |
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| Author: | Dice [ 19 Jun 2003, 05:59 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> O yea ! Nice pic ! WE ALL WANT MORE !!! Where can I find some ? lol <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Here's one more which anyone who understands Hog-up will like... <img src="http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1_files/wing.jpg" border=0> Warthog, more A-10 humor can be found here... http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1.html Ugly but well hung! http://www.warthogpen.com |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 19 Jun 2003, 07:07 ] |
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And for those of us who don't speak fluent/don't undersatnd A-10, please explain... "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | Dice [ 19 Jun 2003, 14:56 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> And for those of us who don't speak fluent/don't undersatnd A-10, please explain... "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> BigRoss, the Hog-up program is to replace/repair the A-10s wings because they have exceded they life span, so when the Hogs above say their wing are tired, it's also true in real life! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> Ugly but well hung! http://www.warthogpen.com |
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| Author: | boomer [ 20 Jun 2003, 19:31 ] |
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I guess this one still works? <img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/kaptors/images/a-10%20rear%20mesh.jpg" border=0> "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | Hawg166 [ 20 Jun 2003, 19:37 ] |
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A Viper crew chief asked me why they didny paint A10's green anymore. He said so that the BFI guys didnt confuse it with the trash barrels. He asked what we could carry for weight on the #6 pylon..........I said we carry F16's. |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 21 Jun 2003, 13:15 ] |
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LOL --> Hawg166 Why did I get the feeling you were gonna post that one Boomer? I'm surprised it took you so long. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | kchawg [ 01 Jul 2003, 14:41 ] |
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What's the difference between a pig and a pilot? A pig won't stay up all night trying to f@#$ a pilot! Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! --Homer |
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| Author: | Dice [ 03 Jul 2003, 10:53 ] |
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Sent to me today... You know your Crew Chief is a redneck when... ..the shark mouth on his A-10 has more teeth than he does... <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> How about more of these...anyone... Ugly but well hung! http://www.warthogpen.com |
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| Author: | Hawg166 [ 03 Jul 2003, 14:12 ] |
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Dude thats really funny ! By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 03 Jul 2003, 19:00 ] |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRESS TO TEST |
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| Author: | ivanthegreat [ 09 Jul 2003, 03:28 ] |
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nice boomer... very nice dice!! |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 10 Jul 2003, 19:47 ] |
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You know your Crew Chief is a redneck when he hooks himself as a weapon on your A-10, holding a case of beer and a 12-gauge shooting at varmints. "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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