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Author:  Yojimbo [ 02 Apr 2004, 04:02 ]
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i got pressie from Hawg166 begining of the week and posted a pic of them on a site so that a few of my online m8's could see, we got talking about the hog and it eventually ended up with someone posting this (max is my 4yr old btw) <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> quote from MetalEd:Bob, i'm seriously getting worried about you now.

what's the betting he's got A-10 bed spread and jammies??



LMFAO

/mock playtime with Max 1

Bobster: Ok Max you be the iraqi tank and I'll be the A-10

Max: But I wanna be the A-10

Bobster: Max, you cant be the A-10, because only grown ups can play as the A-10. Besides I know more about it than you do

Max: No you dont

Bobster: Oh right, so tell me what the maximum rounds per second on an A-10

Max: Err

Bobster: Whats the thrust from the engines on the A-10 in attack mode

Max: Err

Bobster: See, you dont know shit, now get in your tank and prepared to be annihilatd Mister.

Max grudgingly goes sits in a cardboard box

Bobster runs upstair

Bobster: Roger command, have eyeball on target, going in for first run

Arms outspread, Bobster runs down the stairs, knocking off the ceiling lamp in the process, runs through shouting

NEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN

Runs to where Max is still in his cardboard box looking bored.

DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA

Bobster runs past the Box, catching Max square in the jaw with his knee.

Max starts crying

Bobster: Oh FFS, I didnt even destroy you that time. Get back in your tank and let me have another run.

/Mock 0
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Author:  30mike-mike [ 02 Apr 2004, 06:42 ]
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Max needs to have a junior-sized baseball bat secreted in his "tank"...<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.
Author:  birchymm [ 02 Apr 2004, 07:00 ]
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I got a good laugh out of it. I have an imaginative 4 year old and if I did that to him he prob would have pulled some of his Ninja turtle moves on me!!

"....where's the kaboom?....there's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!!"
Author:  Hawg166 [ 02 Apr 2004, 07:44 ]
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Well Bob I am glad to see that you are using it to the betterment and education of your youngins. My 10 year old always come to work with me on the weekends and he walks out on the flightline and acts like he owns my jet. He is a pretty smart cookie and way motivated to be a crew chief.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson
Author:  Yojimbo [ 02 Apr 2004, 08:04 ]
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hehe :)

max won't stop watching Dice's DVD :D
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