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I thought I had heard it all...Capt. Buttons
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Author:  Dice-man [ 27 Dec 2004, 13:33 ]
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This is funny and sad at the same time, read the "the rest of the A-10 story"...

http://home.earthlink.net/~donware/

Ugly But Well Hung

Author:  majormadmax [ 27 Dec 2004, 15:21 ]
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Dice

Where in the hell do you find these people?? <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

Cheers! M2

Author:  Dice-man [ 27 Dec 2004, 17:06 ]
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Dice

Where in the hell do you find these people?? <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

Cheers! M2


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They find me man!!!

Ugly But Well Hung

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 27 Dec 2004, 18:22 ]
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"WELL" ADJUSTING MY TIN FOIL HAT,"IT MAKES YOU THINK DOESNT IT".

THE GOV KNOWS MORE THAN WE'LL EVER HEAR OF,PLUS IT WOULD BE A PERFECT COVER FOR "BLACK HOLE PROJECTS"

I'VE NEVER RULED OUT "LIFE OUT IN THE VAST UNIVERSE" BUT COMMING HERE TO VIST,I DONT THINK THE EXCHANGE RATE IS GOOD ENOUGH<img src=newicons/anim_bs.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>


TOO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT.

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

Author:  30mike-mike [ 27 Dec 2004, 18:43 ]
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<"Twilight Zone" music begins to play...><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/Whatever_anim.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

So, you have trouble. We all have trouble. Build a bridge and get over it.

Author:  Hawg166 [ 28 Dec 2004, 03:32 ]
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That guy had a few to many heroin biscuits with his coffee this morning.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 28 Dec 2004, 09:49 ]
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MEDICAL WEED IS MY GOAL!,WITH ALL THE OTHER PAIN DRUGS GONE I'M TRYING TO GET IN THE STUDY.

THEN I CAN HAVE GREAT INSIGHT INTO VAST SPACE AND TIME AND THEN REPORT BACK HERE,AFTER I VISIT WITH CAPT BUTTONS.

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

Author:  Type 7 [ 28 Dec 2004, 17:13 ]
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Consider this.......

Button's crash site, on top of New York mountain, is still a closed area to hikers to this day.

It's very convenient that the crash site is on top of a 14,000 foot peak that's little accessible to the average civilian anyway....

The "Phoenix Lights" were seen in the area south of the Estrella mountains southeast of Phoenix near that time (lol.....right near a place called East TAC Range...and the UFOs looked exactly like LUU-2s.....but let's not confues fact with fiction, shall we?)

It was theorized that the wreckage atop New York mountain is that of an F-4 or A-7.....and that the incident was a charade for carting Button and his A-10 off to a secret assignment in Area 51, where he resides to this day (supposedly with the pax and crew of United Airlines flight 175 and American Airlines flight 11).

Think about this all you unbelievers.......

Oh yeah, and the moon landing was filmed in an old hangar at Pinal Airpark, AZ.

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Author:  majormadmax [ 28 Dec 2004, 21:46 ]
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Oh great, now the MIB will have to visit Type 7! He knows too much! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

For the rest of you, watch out for black limos sdriving slowly in front of your house! <img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

You've been warned

M2
MIB

Author:  JMF422nd [ 28 Dec 2004, 23:15 ]
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Oh my Gawd, that was one sad article. That guy should seek help.

Author:  MrMudd [ 29 Dec 2004, 03:38 ]
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The Dudes a FAKE!

....seems to be a full time Job these days busting phonies.

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Author:  majormadmax [ 29 Dec 2004, 07:25 ]
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Mudd

Seriously, I recently read an article in about a FBI dude who busts people impersonating servicemen or who are wearing medals and ribbons they didn't earn--it was quite an entertaining read, some of these guys are real idiots. Here is the same story from <i>Marine Corps Times</i>:

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story.p ... 511739.php

Interesting fact is my current boss is the guy who made the FBI agent an honorary Marine for his work in busting bozos like Carlson. Unfortunately, he also made Navy CAPT Roger D. Edwards one as well, who was later found guilty of wearing service ribbons and medals for which he did not rate, including the Silver Star and DFC (see story at: http://www.military.com/NewContent/0,13 ... ls,00.html)

Anyhow, if this UFO bozo is making claims that aren't true, then we should report him to the FBI, but I am beginning to think they probably already know him <i>waaaaay</i> to well as it is! <img src="http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/smilies/nerd.gif" border=0>

Cheers! M2

Author:  Hawg166 [ 29 Dec 2004, 14:07 ]
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Are you guys implying that you dont believe we are reverse engineering a UFO out at Area 51 ? Cuz I do. Hell the Red Sox won the World Series, I can believe anything.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 29 Dec 2004, 16:58 ]
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WHERE'S BOOMER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
I BET HE HAS PICTURES

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

Author:  tedstriker [ 29 Dec 2004, 20:03 ]
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Be sure to ask this guy if he can tell me where Elvis is.
YGBSM!!!

Author:  Bacon Bits [ 30 Dec 2004, 07:23 ]
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He is now called Capt. 'Buttons' all of a sudden.............now I know its Pantomime season.<img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>

Author:  D.B. [ 24 Jan 2005, 20:35 ]
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A very good friend and co-worker of mine was tagged to help identify the pieces of Button's jet. It was not a crash site of any other type of aircraft.
cheers
db

Being responsible means sometimes pissing people off.
Gen Colin Powell ret

Author:  FlyBoy [ 25 Jan 2005, 11:38 ]
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Has anyone ever read Above Black? It’s a fun read I sat down just flipping through it and ended up not standing up until I have finished reading it. It’s a very good “story” that the author claims is real. If it is or it isn’t it is still a good story. And anyway, it’s about Project Preserve Destiny and how the Air Force is contacting and working with a race of aliens know as the Grays (who turn out to be nasty aliens who abduct people). Any way do I believe it, not really, no. but it’s a fun book. http://www.aboveblack.com/

"Oh good for a second I thought it was me, because I am blue, and I like to sleep, but if he is dead that would just be silly."-Caboose

Author:  mattlott [ 25 Jan 2005, 12:29 ]
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so flyboy you left your lead cap off, see what happens <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Saw you tried to skype been in and out of the office

Author:  MightyMouse [ 25 Jan 2005, 13:15 ]
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On imposters... This girl I grew up with was dating an older guy (shes 21 and hes 30) who said he was a Navy seal and then he flew F14's. It sounded fishy but when I heard that the guy was 6'6', I was pretty sure he was full of it. Does the Navy have the same height limit of 6'4' like the AF? I tried to talk to him when he called her to find out what squadron he flew with in primary (I flew with the Navy for primary training so Im sure I could find out if he was full of it in a matter of seconds)... anyway, he was "too busy to talk" when she said that I wanted to talk with him. If he is full of shit, he needs to have his nuts cut off.

Author:  FlyBoy [ 25 Jan 2005, 15:43 ]
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I'm serious I think it's a bunch of bull shit, but just read the book it is a really good yarn. And it makes you wounder....<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Oh good for a second I thought it was me, because I am blue, and I like to sleep, but if he is dead that would just be silly."-Caboose

Author:  mattlott [ 25 Jan 2005, 17:43 ]
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well after the buttons crash and september 11, 2001 with out getting into too much detail please tell me they are keeping better track of armed aircraft.

What was the final report on what happened to buttons and why? I know the media had all sorts of speculation. Ranging from mental problems to "gayguy" to mechanical.

Author:  MrMudd [ 25 Jan 2005, 22:10 ]
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Ive Known a Few Guys that were well past the REG.. But thats what the Waivers are for. the Flight Surgeon Tells them the same thing we Told Karl Malone. If you Gotta Punch Out. The Panels is going to take you off at the knees.

I flew with a Guy that was so Broad that he actually had to turn sideways To clear the Canopy Rails in the viper, and he could literally Touch glass on both shoulder blades. With a last name of McGilles, He was forever known to us as "Thrilla MCGilla" After the THrilla Gorilla Surf Shirts, He was a Big UGly Hairy Son of a Bitch. A Walking talking mascot. It was easy to get into Bars with him or to "the Bar." We pushed, and he shoved a path, Oh yes, Tossing Sailors was always a fun sport of his at Tj. Head Down to Rota and Crack a few skulls. Good Fun.

They have all kinds of funky Torso Measurements To ensure that you Can safely without effort access all Switches, See over the Panels and reach the Egress handles. I recall somewhere else, may have been at Shepard where They had a student with real Short Legs but a long torso, and Actually Seated him in a T-37/38. Sure enough he could competently perform the functions in the cockpit. We flew together for a long time, and hes still flying vipers today in the guard. He was a few inches below the reg. But Seated he measured up....For a mexican <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"...some people will find any reason to complain. there's no pleasing some people. fuck it. living life makes more sense than thinking life. fuck it all and fucking no regrets. get over it. life moves on"

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