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God I wish I could find another job and get as far away from the A-10 program as I can! The old saying “some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed” well, I would like to modify that to…”some weeks it doesn’t pay to get out of bed”!! I’ll take a job emptying the latrines off C-130s or C-17s!

Some days you’re the bug and some days you’re the windshield….


Ugly But Well Hung

C'mon, it can't be that bad, can it? I wouldn't know what to do if I wasn't in the AF. I need structure.

"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagan

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>I’ll take a job emptying the latrines...<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> 30MM Jr has a KC-135 due back from the Pacific AOR this weekend...lots of pax on board...still interested?!<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

Can we change of jobs Dice-Man? <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
I will work with the
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Salute
Dutchy

Termites do it in the dark!
(47FS Barksdale afb)

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God I wish I could find another job and get as far away from the A-10 program as I can! The old saying “some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed” well, I would like to modify that to…”some weeks it doesn’t pay to get out of bed”!! I’ll take a job emptying the latrines off C-130s or C-17s!

Some days you’re the bug and some days you’re the windshield….


Ugly But Well Hung
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Welcome to the Civillian Workforce, Now grow the long hair and tell everyone in your office to Fuck Off <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> and have a Budlight with your Lunch.

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

"tell everyone in your office"

If you have an office....... <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I just get so friggin mad sometimes I can't see straght! <img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ugly But Well Hung

What's an "office"?

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

...anyone seen my red swingline stapler.....

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

"Y-e-a-h..."

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

"...How ya doing dice...Great.... Dice i'll need you to come in on Saturday... to help us catch up with all the new layoffs on hill...oh and before I forget...I'll need you to also come in on Sunday too.... ok great...Y E A H....YEAAAHHHHHH."





Office Space... Damn that show is sad But true, and absolutely Hilarious.

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

Just keep saying to yourself......."I could be at Cannon"

I dont know about you but I have gotten real used to having food with my dinner.

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Think of this while you're enjoying your Bud Lite with lunch

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work,stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

Old Chief

All points taken... LOL good one Chief! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ugly But Well Hung

DICE,
YOU NEED A GOOD UNION JOB,LIKE PUTTING THE PORK IN A CAN OF "PORK N BEANS" <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY IDEA OF A DREAM JOB,GET 1 PIECE OF BACON AND OUT OF 25,000 CANS CHOOSE WHICH ONE TO PUT THE BIG CHUNK IN .

JUST TELL THEM "WTFO" OR "RTFT" AND DO WHAT YOU KNOW IS RIGHT.

BUT THIS IS THE MOST UPSET I'VE SEEN YOU ,THAT YOU WE'RENT CHEWING US OUT FOR SCREWING AROUND.

JUST THINK OF THE GIRLS,THAT DID GET ME THRU ALOT OF DAYS KNOWNING THEY COUNT ON YOU.

YOU KNOW WE ALL CARE ABOUT YOU,SO YOU NEED TO VENT GO FOR IT!

GOOSE

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

How about.....


<font size=6>Stop being a Pussy</font id=size6>


....Turn the page <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle>

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton