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PostPosted: 20 Apr 2005, 13:31 
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PostPosted: 20 Apr 2005, 13:32 
That's just evil.

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ROTFLMAO...

But how come a post about eating pussy survived the wrath of the mods..?

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That come with a salad?

They wail and wail because matt hale went to jail. Wait a minute, that rhymes!

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ROTFLMAO...

But how come a post about eating pussy survived the wrath of the mods..?

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
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I think he was busy with the Pope threat...



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Hmmm, what can I add that will be amusing, yet also quite wrong? I got it!

Bathing a Cat

How to Bathe a Cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bow.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Wow that is evil.....completely histerical but evil.

oh and .44 lovely quote addition that you made there! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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That's just wrong, BR...<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Hey, can I help it if I'm an evil, twisted f**ked-up-in-the-head teenager? Didn't think so...

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I like cats. They taste just like chicken. Yum.

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That reminds me of this time I took a bite out of my best friend who's name happens to be Katz. He didn't taste like chicken...

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That reminds me of this time I took a bite out of my best friend who's name happens to be Katz. He didn't taste like chicken...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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whats goin on down there in Israel, BR ???<img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
everything else is alright with you?<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I'm just surprised those signs weren't written in Chinese!(??)


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The slogan for the Korean Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

Remember, a dog is not just for Christmas.

If you slice it thin enough, you can make it last until the New Year...

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That reminds me of this time I took a bite out of my best friend who's name happens to be Katz. He didn't taste like chicken...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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whats goin on down there in Israel, BR ???<img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
everything else is alright with you?<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

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I'm fine, aside from being messed up in the head. I just felt like taking a bite out of him. He took a bite out of me later.

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Q: How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends how thin you slice them!

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"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

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Well, that explains where mine went.

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Guessing the Great Pumpkin doesn't like you...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


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