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Air Force Enlisted Intelligence"


Of all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted
people. This is not just theory; it's provable fact.

Take the Army. When the crap hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up to the bellowing of his First Sergeant. He grabs his BDUs out of his foot locker, dresses, runs to the chow-hall for breakfast on the fly,
then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the company commander, a captain,
arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, soldier!"

Now take the Navy. When the crap hits the fan, the young Sailor is
eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles the 20 feet to his battle
station, stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he
sits, in the middle of a big, steel target, with nowhere to run, when
the Captain comes on the 1MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!"

Now take the Marines. When the crap hits the fan, the young Marine is
kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant and puts on the muddy set of
BDUs he was wearing on the field exercise he was part of three hours
earlier. He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his
boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his company
commander, a captain, comes out, gives the Marine a sharp salute, and
says, "Give 'em Hell, Marine!"

And then there's the Air Force. When the crap hits the fan, the Airman
receives a phone call at his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers,
shaves, and puts on the fresh uniform he picked up from the BX cleaners
the day before. On his drive to work, he cruises through the local
fastfood drive-thru for an Egg McMuffin and a Coke. Once at work, he
signs in on the duty roster. He proceeds to his F-15, spends 30 minutes
pre-flighting it, and signs off the forms. Pretty soon the pilot, a
young captain, arrives, straps into the jet, and starts the engines. Our
young Airman stands at attention, gives the aviator a sharp salute, and
says, "Give 'em Hell, Captain!"

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Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Aug 31 2005 05:32 AM

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