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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door
to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available. George said,? Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security.
Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway.

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I love it. Most cops aren't willing to roll unless they think there is something really big going, and they don't consider Burglery a serious enough crime to warrant putting their doughnuts down.

"Slow is Fast - Fast is Slow"

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Violence may not be the best option, but it IS an option