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Hey guys, i'm looking for a good list of quotes to put aside. Not for anything in particular just for me to keep a list of. I've wanted to do this for awhile and keep forgetting.

If anyone has anything that they want to share i would appreciate it.

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

Race Gal, this is a pretty good site, it lists quotes by subject/author



http://www.quoteopia.com/

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Edited for being a dumbass

I always told my classes each day that, \"The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.\" Feel free to use that.

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Slow is Fast, Fast is Slow
Violence may not be the best option, but it IS an option

Find something you love to do, and you'll never have to work a day in your life!

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Faugh ah Ballaugh ~ Clear the Way

Racegal, these are just \"Goose isms\"

\"Money Talks, Bull Shit just lays there\"

\"The Only Difference between You and a Hemroid is ? They have Creams TO MAKE HEMROIDS, GO AWAY\"!

\"Go Ahead, PRESS TO TEST\"

Goose

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

What i write now, is said by me and my friends in a bar. Most lines i hear almost every week. These are translated from Dutch to English, except line 2.
I am not sure if line 4 is also welcome here.

1.\"Life is a party, but i'm not invited\".
2.\"Life is short, but sweeeeeeeeetttt\"
3.\"Nothing makes me happier than a beautifull girl in the bar or it must be my beer\"
4.\"My d*ck is like a dinkytoy, girls keep playing with it\"
5`\"Everybody believe is something, i believe i take another beer\"

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Ten ones is better than a twenty.

Timing is everything and there is no justice.

I'd rather go up the river with ten studs than a hundred shitheads.

War sucks...combat is exhilarating.

\"We, the unwilling,led by the unknowing,are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much,for so long,with so little,we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.\" - Mother Teresa

As a teacher, we have a little fun and have this quote: "There are no stupid questions.....only stupid kids."

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't saddle a duck!

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\"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a GAU-8/A at your side, kid.\"--Hawg Solo

\"Why is there never time to do it right but always time to do it over?\"

Some of my favorite Ronald Reagan quotes:


\"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?\"

\"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.\"


\"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.\"

\"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency — even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting.\"

\"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.\"

\"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'\"



\"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.\"

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\"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a GAU-8/A at your side, kid.\"--Hawg Solo

\"I was not going to use your youthful inexperience against you\"

What do your think about this one? For I forget, it is not mine and not personal.

\"'Women never see what you do for them; they only see what you didn't.'\"

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Heres a ton of good ones.

My favorite of all time (IDK if its on that list, I never got past the first page, is \"If you will it, it is not a dream\" - Theodor Herzl. Speaking of which, it's been a while since I've changed my sig....)

If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.

I like \" the dinsaurs weren't killed by an asteroid, the were killed by the Chucknorrisaurus\"

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YGBSM !