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Lunatock
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Not what you'd normally read here...but too good to not share.

Christina Aguilera was at a computer show in Las Vegas yesterday for some video game she's got out. She was trying to figure out something on her computer but couldn't get it to work. Then a geeky looking, mild mannered guy in clean but cheap clothes approaches her and asks her politely if she could use some help.
Christina, dismissing him with a wave of her hand and a look around for her security, said "thanks buddy, but I've already got a computer guy."
"ok," said <b>Bill Gates</b> as he shuffled back into the crowd.



"The Prince of Pain wears a crown of stupidity. How ya feeling, your Majesty?"

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I hope Bill had his tetenus shots up to date.

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LOL

You know, Christina Aguilera had to go to her monthly gynecologist exam instead, she saved herself the trouble and mailed them her most recent music video...
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M21 Sniper
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LOL!

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old joke: Christina Aguilara went to the hospital today for some miner surgery, but there was a complication, the docters said they didnt have an anti-septic strong enough to keep her from infecting herself!! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Ha, good stuff guys!
She is pretty nasty..

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Who? Christina Uglylera? Nasty? Never!!!

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George S. Patton Jr.
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