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True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night
out with the boys.....

Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

And still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
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Edited by - tritonal on Oct 20 2004 07:41 AM

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"Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day)

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

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True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night
out with the boys.....

Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

And still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
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Edited by - tritonal on Oct 20 2004 07:41 AM
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The three stages of anger women display, by a comedian who's name is forgotten.

Women have three stages of anger. A huff, a coniption, and a hairy cat fit.

A huff is defined by the use of the line "your always off in another world." and can lead to a coniption by waiting until she's done talking and going: "Huh? Oh I wasn't listening, could you repeat that?"

A coniption contains al least one use of the line "and another thing".

A hairy cat fit? I'm not going to describe it. But the way to be on the recieving end? After the coniption. Look at her really hard and ask "are you gaining weight?"

"Would Sketch even listen to this?"

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HAHAHA

Watched the movied "White Chicks" last night.

"Oh no you done iit now,,,Shes Gonna BF!...


...Huh?..what is a BF?

YA know a Bitch Fit!


.... ....Oh...ah..No Dont ..uh..please dont have a ...uh BF!


WAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


That is a funny movie!

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

You know, if you roll in late at night and drunk, all you have to do is say real loud "Who's horny!" and they won't say a word. In fact they'll act like they're asleep!

".....leave the bodies. The buzzards gotta eat too."
Smitty

Why i quit drinking.....

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"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

<i>Why i quit drinking.....</i>

Good God, you could either suffocate on your own vomit or a huge piece of arm flab!

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Marge: There's someone here who I think can help you. Homer: Who, Batman? Marge: No he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist? Marge: It's not Batman!

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Good God, you could either suffocate on your own vomit or a huge piece of arm flab!


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That's what they SHOULD'VE done as an interrogation technique at Abu
Gharib.