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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)






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(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."




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LOL, this is great. :)

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Call me paranoid, but it isn't April 1st... is this a genuine article?

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer ... "I am surprised by these findings, but <b>am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a <u>relatively easy way</u> to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women</b>."<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>
Excited, sure. Because it reduces breast cancer occurrence? Uh, yeah, that too. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

The biggest skeptical part of the article? It's discussing fellatio, and what's one of the doctors' names??

Dr. Len <u><b>Lictepeen</b></u> (Lick da peen? You've gotta be kidding me...)

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ROFL... I can see it now...

"C'mon, baby... drink to your health..." (I know, I know, it's bad.)

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This is Great, guess i don't have to worry about breast cancer anytime soon!!!! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I can only imagine the massive line of guys waiting in line to be test subjects on this one. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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one must be willing to contribute to women's health issues


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" This is Great, guess i don't have to worry about breast cancer anytime soon!!!!"

Hey...you asked me not to say anything about that, how come you can??? ;)

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Hey...you asked me not to say anything about that, how come you can??? ;) <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I never said you couldn't say anything....i just gave you a slightly shocked look when you did!

It doesn't bother me what you say, besides i can always use a good laugh! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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LOL...so instead of that massage this weekend... ;)

Muwahahaha. ;)

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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Well...........i guess if its for a good cause! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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That's the attitude i like to see out of ya miss. ;)

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Snipe about this new military training video your gonna be making.............I mean it may be pushing the sexual harrasment barriers a bit but look at it like this.
What better way to help promote health for the ladies in the field or in CONUS, relieve stress for the guys and provide better advancement opportunities for women based on strictly performance. This is a win win situation for all concerned.

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LOL...Hawg that post is shameless.

I however give it the official WT seal of approval. ;)

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http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm

ha ha ha I kill the fun!

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Heh... "B.J. Sooner" and "Inserta Shafteer"... no wonder we didn't pick up on it sooner; they changed the names.

Well, except for "Len <b>Lictapeen</b>". And I figured that was made up. FlyBoy, your posting of the "truth" is reminiscent of Sir Lancelot "saving" his fellow knight in Monty Python's "Holy Grail". <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Great......all that work for nothing! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Hey, as long as everybody's having fun, what's wrong?<img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Fly Boy I believe everyone knew from the start this was a comedic relief thread. I never said it was true. Hell they couldnt find that many woman willing to do this twice a week, every week for long periods of time.

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yes I knew that everyone knew that I maybe knew that every one did not know that I knew that the articial was possibly but not probilibly the inverse of truth. ha wrap you mind around that!


ok I know that's lame, I'm just bored and don't want to study.

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Me either, I have an Algebra final on monday and right now I could care less.

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If it was true they'd make a stinking pill or bottle it just to deny us the pleasure of it all anyway, lol. ;)

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> If it was true they'd make a stinking pill or bottle it just to deny us the pleasure of it all anyway, lol. ;) <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> So you wouldn't be one of the guys that would try to get a job in that factory? Find one that does it "all natural."

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Damn had me fooled <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>

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