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Or Chanakuh or Quansa, or whatever else floats yer merry little boat.

Just wanted to extend my warmest wishes, and thank the WT membership aka The Hoglets for making this among the very finest boards on the WWW.

Kudos to you all, in my book you're alright.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

SANTA GOOSE

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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Merry Xmas from the UK...

Have to agree with Snipe, this is a pretty neat place to hang out <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

An honour and a privledge to be here.

Merry Christmas and God Bless Our Brothers and Sisters in theatre. Stay Sane, Gentlemen ... or at least don't get anymore insane.

Hey Santa, momma and the boys send you and Cheryl a big hug. Merry Christmas to all.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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YGBSM !

Merry Christmas all

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than
the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable
for his actions. (Ronald W. Reagan)

Merry Xmas everyone!!! <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ugly But Well Hung

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Santa Goose did you make all of your rounds last night?

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields

Santa Goose on his John Deer sleigh.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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YGBSM !

ALL DONE! I HAD ONE PROBLEM,FLYING OVER IN AFGANLAND "LITTLE BINNY" WANTED NO TOYS BUT LUMPS OF COAL.
IT GOT ME THINKING WHY?
SO I PULLED UP TO THE CAVE TOP AND HE HAD NO CHIMMEY JUST A SMALL WIF OF EXHUAST FROM AN FOR OLD PIPE.
SO I WENT THRU THE CAMMO DOOR,STEPPED OVER THE TRIPWIRES AND MORE AND FOUND "LITTLE BINNY" CRYING ON THE FLOOR.
I LOOKED FOR A MINUTE THEN I WHISPERED HIS NAME "UBL,ITS SANTA GOOSE,WAKE -UP" AS I DID 2 OF HIS ELFS JUMPED OUT!
FRED AND BARNEY ,QUICK AS A FLASH,SLASHED THEIR GUTS AND STABBED THEM IN THE BACK!
I HIT OLD UBL WITH MY CANE AND SAID LOUDY "HEY WTF! ARE YOU INSANE!?"
JUST BRINGING YOU THE COAL YOU WANTED.
ALL THE SUDDEN FRED YELLED OUT "WE GOT COMPANY,YETS GET OUT!"
SO AS WE TOOK OFF DOWN THE WAY,I STOP AND WISHED HIM HIS LAST CHRISTMAS DAY! AND THREW A "TICKLE ME GW "HIS WAY.
AS WE FLEW HIGHER AND HIGHER,THE OLD JD SLED FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE,WITH ALL THE FLARES TO STOP THE STINGERS HE HAD FIRED!
ON OUR WAY OUT OF RANGE LITTLE ELF BARNEY LOOK AT ME AND SAID "DAMN SG,WE COULD OF WASTED THAT DE-RANGED SOB!"
I TURN AND SAID "WE JUST VIST LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS,OUR JOB IS NOT TO KILL BUT TO SPREAD CHRISTMAS CHEER"
ELF FRED LOOKING AT OUR "6" YELLED "GREEN AND RED SMOKE FROM THE HILL"!
I BROUGHT THE JD INTO A TURN, THEN I YELLED INTO THE VHF TO BE HEARD!
"HOG 1 THIS IS SANTA GOOSE IN JD2"! THEN A CRAKLE ON THE RADIO
"SANTA GOOSE THIS IS HOG1 ,OUR YOU TROUBLE?"HOG1 ASKED
"NEGITIVE HOG1,JUST SENDING YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT,CHECK NE AT YOUR 3:00 AND ID SMOKE"
"RED AND GREEN COPY SG" HOG 1 REPLIED
"MERRY TALLY HO TO ONE AND ALL" I SAID WITH A CHEER
THEN AS MY EYES LOOKED AROUND WHAT DID I SEE HEADING NORTH BOUND,BUT 4
A-10'S BEARRING DOWN!,EACH JET LOADED WITH CARE AS WE FLEW ABOVE AND WATCHED THE SHOW,GBU'S HAVE SUCH A NICE MOTOR GLOW.
EXPLOSIONS,THUNDER,DEBRIS EVERYWHERE AND SEEING LITTLE BITS OF UBL IN THE AIR!
I TURNED AND SAID" LETS GO HOME GUYS,ITS MILLER TIME!"

BUT LITTLE ELF BARNEY ASKED "HEY DID YOU DO THAT?"
"OH HELL EL-NO " WITH A GRIN.
"I JUST GAVE HIM HIS LUMP OF COAL AND THE TICKLE ME GW DOLL"
THEY BOTH LOOKED AT ME WERID.
I THEN SAID
"REMEMBER WE BRING THINGS TO LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS,I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR COLORED SMOKE THE COAL GIVES OFF OR THE TICKLE ME GW DOLL WITH A GPS TO MARK ITS SPOT"

MERRY CHRISTMAS ! NEXT STOP IRAQ I HAVE A FEELING I SMELL SOME RATS!


MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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LOL, you go Santa Goose.

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Santa Goose on his John Deer sleigh.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson
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Nothing runs better (or is more local) than a Deere.

"The worst football halftime show is still better than a soccer game." - Ron "Tater Salad" White.

Edited by - BenRoethig on Dec 25 2004 11:56 AM

Your my hero Goose. <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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YGBSM !

Merry Christmas from Tanker country! Hope everyone is doing as well as we are here.

"SSgt stripes coming July 2K5!"

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Put on your tinfoil hats, the black choppers are coming, and I'm calling them in.
Former DCC OA-10A T/N 80-278

Merry Christmas to all, and thanks for making this board so much fun and entertainment!



"The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!"
-Friedrich Nietzsche-

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Merry Belated X-Mas all

"Steady boys. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" - Major General John Sedgwick's last words on May 9, 1864, just before he was shot dead by a Confederate sharpshooter

Merry belated Christmas. I'm hoping that only one WTer accidentally swallowed a soda can tab this year. <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

NO BLOOD FOR COCOA!

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Dang, I'm really late!!

Here's a slightly tardy "MERRY CHRISTMAS" to all those that celebrate. Happy Chanukkah to those of the Jewish persuasion (speaking of which... anybody heard from BR lately?), and all others can take from this message whatever holiday message applies.

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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LOL...

Did nature take its course OK?

Got visions of it getting stuck and you having to go to the Docs with a ring pull stuck in your ass...

When he pulled it out, would there be a release of compressed gas..?

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."