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During My Conquest to start a Rock band the past couple weeks. Surveying new Equipment etc.

I found it very Comical onwhat i discovered as sage wisdom to becoming a rock -n- Roller for the masses....

A local bands website:

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IN THE BEGINING... there were two kids who had no musical experience, yet shared a dream of someday becoming a great metal band. As months passed, the boys discovered that playing music takes much time to learn. Frustration was a constant enemy through progression. They knew however, that to endure these conditions through years of practice would make them good. But the glory of musicianship seemed so distant. How could they get there without loosing their minds?

SOMETIME AFTER THAT... they knew that they would need the help of some kind of "time traveling" device. So they enlisted the help of their new friend, Alcohol. Yes! This was the key. Through a time altering state of mind, the boys could achieve years worth of work in what would seem like days. They stepped into the drunken vortex with focused minds, not knowing what to expect. As they stumbled through the vortex, they met others who were also looking for musical know-how. Two of which showed greater desire for a powerful metal band than all others. Thus these two, joind up with the boys and ventured further into unknown drunkness.

AND SO... apx. 10 years later, they emerged from the time warp as a whole. Enlightened in the ways of music. United in a common goal. As a force to be reckoned with. They became Vomit.
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And there it is. Ther rules of the Rock -n- Roll road show

"...some people will find any reason to complain. there's no pleasing some people. fuck it. living life makes more sense than thinking life. fuck it all and fucking no regrets. get over it. life moves on"

Wait.. that sounds like the Rules of the sky of becoming a Fighter Puke


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"...some people will find any reason to complain. there's no pleasing some people. fuck it. living life makes more sense than thinking life. fuck it all and fucking no regrets. get over it. life moves on"

<i>Alcohol: The solution and cause of all life's problems.</i>
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The link to the graphic doesn't work.

“With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.”

William Lloyd Garrison, 1805-1879

Yes, The Graphic image was on my domain server that was shut down last week. I plan on moving it all over to another server, but havnt had the time. It was a pretty cool Picture. Had james Hetfield (metallica) with an ESP explorer, Tank Top, and Cut off Cmelflouge Trunks with Dubyas Head Photoshopped on.

"...some people will find any reason to complain. there's no pleasing some people. fuck it. living life makes more sense than thinking life. fuck it all and fucking no regrets. get over it. life moves on"

They tried this before and gave up, believing that his specs were too complicated.
I guess they reached an agreement, 'cause here it is:
http://www.fender.com/products/show.php?partno=0117702



Edited by - tritonal on Feb 02 2005 12:43 PM